Joe Rogan
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES JET LI I tend not to dwell on the parallels between chess and business, chess and the martial arts, or any ... JOSHUA WAITZKIN ALEXANDRA PETRI TONY BLAIR DOLPH LUNDGREN JASON RITTER If you stand up for truth and you are a visionary, if you believe in taking things forward, be prepa... APURVA GAGLANI The ultimate aim of martial arts is about taking what we practice so diligently on the mat --and put... TOM CALLOS MIYAMOTO MUSASHI Use your heart. Understand. Learn to see thingsE.J. PATTEN In a rehearsal room, your real resource as an actor aren't the things around you; your resources... STEPHEN LANG Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors. DAVE FOLEY I am capable of much more. I guess every artist feels that way. If you are satisfied, you begin to s... MADHURI DIXIT EMINEM BARRY EISLER The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it all... PAULY SHORE DENIS LEARY TIGER WOODS I have great confidence in Joe Brandon's leadership abilities, reinsurance expertise, and financial ... WARREN BUFFET AKSHAY KUMAR WARREN BUFFETT I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m... AMBER SMITH It's sad to see things like that happen. But I also understand the structure of buildings and the ag... DONNIE YOUNG DANIEL TOSH HYPATIA Other than friends and family, my favorite things are New York and stand-up. I love doing comedy in ... AZIZ ANSARI JOSEPH CONRAD RICHARD ATTENBOROUGH Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. ... JOY BEHAR DOROTHY ALLISON First off, you have to have a good relationship with your party leadership and then you need to have... HANK JOHNSON I wanted to be sure I was able to say on my deathbed, 'I did the best I could do for you,' ... I bel... RUTHERFORD SEYDEL ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things. DANE COOK CHARLES M. SCHWAB LEWIS CARROLL Basic self-defense classes teach you 200 different techniques for 200 different situations, and the ... DAVID GRIFFITH JET LI Matt has abilities that Ronnie didn't have and Ronnie has abilities that (Matt) didn't have and we'r... DOUG MARRS IRINA SHAYK Sometimes best things in life turns out to be worst and teach us lessons; lessons limited to the min... SAURABH OBEROI LISA LING I don't like doing things by halves, and I realised you can't do stand-up comedy part-time. DEIRDRE O'KANE RAINER MARIA RILKE We have tears in our eyes ROALD DAHL . . to be exceptional in martial arts, you must possess the "4 C's" : Consistency, Commitment, Creat... SOKE BEHZAD AHMADI There are two kinds of people in this world, those that watch things happen, and those that make thi... RALPH M. DESIANO I am a little older and understand the nature of the business - the older you get the more your skil... RANDY MOSS JET LI CRAIG GROESCHEL GERMANY KENT Those two are the best additions we could have ever had to both of our teams. They add athleticism, ... JAMES WARD ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH ADAM DRIVER ERIK ERIKSON Even if people don't know much about the Arts and Crafts Movement, they know about the chairs or lam... DIANE DE GRAZIA There are two things I enjoy most about my work. First, I get to work with interesting and enthusias... DAVID J. ANDERSON DYLAN MORAN BRUCE LEE JOHN CAMERON MITCHELL LJUPKA CVETANOVA We want to choose a star the public likes. His martial arts skills have to be at a certain level, bu... FU MIN There are a lot of people who do things that stretch their abilities, and people don't understand. I... LOREEN HEWITT The two big subjects that supposedly parents are going to help their children understand -- sex and ... ROBERT DUVALL BEN HOROWITZ Attitude and discipline are two integral parts to the success of a person and Angie personifies grea... KAREN MADSEN You know, it's such an insult to actual martial artists that I say that I do martial arts. CAM GIGANDET One must simply take the days of their lives as they happen. If you spend time worrying over what is... R.J. GONZALES Growing up as a kid, I wanted to be a ninja. In martial arts, even though I did Chinese kung fu, I a... RAY PARK I knew nothing about martial arts. And I don't really like it! But in the film, I not only had t... ZIYI ZHANG UNKNOWN There will be times in your life when things simply have to be replaced because they are tired, brok... SUSAN C. YOUNG MARY TYLER MOORE BRIGHAM YOUNG No matter how talented you are, there is almost always somebody who can do something better than you... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA I thought that I was the Warrior and Cersei was the Maid, but all the time she was the Stranger, ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN WILL ARNETT MIYAMOTO MUSASHI CRAIG GROESCHEL As a master of martial arts, one of your goals in life should be to continue to inspire The aspiring... JOHNNY LEE PIRO I tried martial arts classes for three weeks, but I quit because you actually get hit. I just want t... TAMARA TAYLOR RAY BRADBURY ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES THOMAS FRIEDMAN Amazing how the most obvious things escape your notice. Maybe the truth is exactly the things you do... RICHARD HELL We think we've improved ourselves. I think the two things you really have to measure during training... LARRY MARMIE CAITLIN MORAN It's one of the beautiful things about baseball, you know? You always have to compete. DENNYS REYES You are not a bad person because you are gay. You are you because you are you and you were meant to ... TEGAN QUIN ELIZABETH THORNTON Sometimes it took death for me to see life, don't live with regrets keep your head high. PUERTO RICAN PRINCESS I have three things I really, really want to do. I want to do aerial trapeze, I want to do martial a... NATALIA TENA It's one of those things that dramatizes everything about a landscape. You get there several years l... JENNIFER CHAPMAN Great ideas germinate and blossom in the fertile minds of only those who follow their passion aggres... ANUJ SOMANY The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, and love. They do not require coupo... GEORGE T. HEWITT Both of those two have had a good spring. When you see things on film that they do wrong, they try t... JAMIE BRYANT But one of the things I learned is that when you fight for something you believe in and you tell the... VANESSA KERRY Always be assessing your particular skills and your particular experience and your particular abilit... BRUCE TULGAN
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FAT JOE When I first started, I thought I was wack. Lyrically, I thought I was wack. The thing I had over ev... FAT JOE Before I was rapping, I was always around the rap game, even though I was in the streets. I would be... FAT JOE To have so many years in the rap industry and so many number one songs, and sold so many millions of... FAT JOE Everything has to evolve. Music has to go somewhere. That's what keeps it fresh. FAT JOE When I came up in hip hop, there was no such thing as a Puerto Rican rapper doing hip hop for many m... FAT JOE Pun was just a natural-born genius with music, and he basically taught me so many tricks on how to m... FAT JOE As a little kid, I watched hip hop get created. So it's an honour for me to represent the Bronx,... FAT JOE I have been Fat Joe since I was a kid. It's always been my name and always will be. FAT JOE I was a diabetic for 16 years, since I was 14. Being that I lost weight, no more diabetes. You don&#... FAT JOE See, me, I don't run away. 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Comedy and politics have a lot in common. Both are great ways to pick up chicks - just look at Gover... 
You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife. 
When I was a teenager, my dad used to put a lot of pressure on me to be successful, and I'd real... 
I don't have to have any special skills or martial arts in my back pocket. 
The ultimate aim of martial arts is not having to use them 
I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you. 
The two most important things to do for self-defense are not to take a martial arts class or get a g... 
Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke h... 
One of the things that my parents have taught me is never listen to other people's expectations. You... 
It's my goal to make martial arts compulsory for girls in school. In China, you have to do two y... 
You have to learn to understand your partner, to be tolerant, sympathetic, encouraging. Those are sk... 
It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Ce... 
Life is an unfoldment, and the further we travel the more truth we can comprehend. To understand the... 
Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i... 
And there are certain things, and they are evident, obviously, without being boring about it, but I ... 
Two or three things I know for sure, and one of them is the way you can both hate and love something... 
Let your little inspire someone greatly and greatly be the reasons for the smiles of someone in litt... 
Let your little inspires someone greatly and greatly be the reasons for the smiles of someone in lit... 
You can make up your mind to do one of two things: You can have a good time in life, or you can have... 
How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine."
Don't forget to eat a lot of greens and fish oil pills. Those are two of the best things to keep... 
When you take the time to understand why your parents did the things they did, you stand a good chan... 
And these Things, 
He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. 
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'Hedwig' was pretty much all the things I wanted to do that other people said I probably sho... 
Not everyone has the time to be normal. 
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We neglect those things which are under our very eyes, and
heedless of things within our grasp, pur... 
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Publicity is like poison; it doesn't hurt unless you swallow it. 
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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. 
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It takes time to save time. 
Thorough preparation makes its own luck. 
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. 
Any manager who can't get along with a .400 hitter is crazy. 
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Study the best and highest things that are; but of yourself humble thoughts retain. 
Our value is the sum of our values. 
Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life. 
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Every man's got to figure to get beat sometime. 
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In sports... you play from the time you're eight years old, and then you're done forever. 
A committee of one gets things done. 
I don't remember, I didn't do it. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it 
The only things I regret... are the things I didn't do. 
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. 
Dream the impossible dream. 
It always takes awfully long time to understand unbelievably simple things. 
That was the age of great men, doing what was right. 
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I know firsthand how agonizing waiting can be. 
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