The two things I can't stand is shopping for clothes and going to nightclubs. Obnoxious, crazed dudes who throw fists at each other in small crowded spaces over minutiae -- I hate that.

Showing up underdressed is as smart as standing in the marketplace and shouting you've become an agent for the crown."
"I'd hang myself first. I hate being a female."
"Well until you sprout a beard and cock there you are.

All my friends know that I'd rather shop than eat

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.

I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.

just throw away all thoughts ofimaginary things,and stand firm in that which you are.