The truth is: Everyone will judge you. But this depends upon your intellectual capacity whether you are able to distinguish constructive criticism between an insult coming from other people's opinions about you.
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But Peoples Will Fight With You For Your Belief... NOOR AHMED Better you know yourself better you become able to choose between your own opinions and society's fo... DEEPAK BURFIWALA Whether or not it's a pro or con depends upon who you are. KURT SPITZER You may be able to convince me of your true lies, but you will never believe that your lies are trut... MALOU GIL Whether you find satisfaction in life depends not on your tale of years, but on your will. MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE Whether you find satisfaction in life depends not on your tale of years, but on your will. MICHEL EYQUEM DE MONTAIGNE Greatness depends on where you are coming from. CHIMAMANDA NGOZI ADICHIE In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared ... WILLIE MAYS I am, as I am; whether hideous, or handsome, depends upon who is made judge. HERMAN MELVILLE It's difficult to tell whether people are looking at you because they recognise you from your wo... 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In order to excel, you will have to completely dedic... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA The first step is to distinguish the loving parts of your personality that are active from the frigh... GARY ZUKAV If you live your life to please everyone else, you will continue to feel frustrated and powerless. T... BEVERLY ENGEL Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made ... UNKNOWN You are wholly complete and your success in life will be in direct proportion to your ability to acc... DR. ROBERT ANTHONY It's essential to distinguish between events that are really beyond your control and events you caus... BARBARA SHER We need to distinguish between stress and stimulation. Having deadlines, setting goals, and pushing ... ANDREW J. BERNSTEIN You will never really think hard about your life until your oxygen mask is taken away from you when ... BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA I divide criticism into two categories - one coming from those who understand music, who are worthy ... A. R. RAHMAN Manhood is taking care of your family and being able to bless other people. Not yourself - but wheth... MAGIC JOHNSON God is Within You! You yourself are the creator. If you find that place within you from which you br... JOSEPH CAMPBELL I take compliments and I take constructive criticism. Not everyone loves you. It's the way you r... TIMOTHY F. CAHILL An author, whether good or bad, or between both, is an animal whom every body is privileged to attac... MATTHEW LEWIS People can have their opinions about everything in the world, but people's opinions end where the ti... C. JOYBELL C. You say you're not special because the world doesn't know about you, but that's an insult to me. I k... JOHN GREEN When you are submitted and committed to the Lord, you will look forward to Jesus coming back, and no... MONICA JOHNSON You are surrounded by ignorance, savagery and fanaticism. You live in a society where everyone think... ABHIJIT NASKAR Take criticism seriously, but not personally. If there is truth or merit in the criticism, try to le... HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON I am sorry for you tonight, Mr. President. You are facing one of the greatest decisions of your care... THOMAS W. MARTIN Your problem is how you are going to spend this one and precious life you have been issued. Whether ... ANNE LAMOTT Psychoanalysis has a degree of unreliability about it. You will never know whether you've found ... ERIC KANDEL It's essential to distinguish between events that are really beyond your control and events you ... BARBARA SHER An autobiography is not about pictures; it's about the stories; it's about honesty and as much truth... BORIS BECKER O! Desolated Scotland, too credulous of fair speeches, and not aware of the calamities which are com... WILLIAM WALLACE (They are) listeners of a lie, devourers of what is forbidden; therefore if they come to you, judge ... QURAN Human life is not for suffering criticism. If it is the truth and there is no nagging or insistence ... DADA BHAGWAN Trust your gut feeling about things, listen to what others are saying, and look at the results of yo... JACK CANFIELD Everyone is getting old, but will you own your fortunes when you are old....... TOMOKAZU MIURO 2005 If there is no criticism, you become lazy. But it should be constructive, and it should be the truth... A. R. RAHMAN Your problem is how you are going to spend this one odd and precious life you have been issued. Whet... ANNE LAMOTT Constructive criticism is good but from the right people and not from any Tom, Dick and Harry. APURVA GAGLANI It's too early to judge the truth of the report. But this time it looks like it's not based on an an... MAX STADLER No matter what you do it is impossible to change the past. But, starting from this very moment onwar... ANIL GUPTA It takes place in an Oz that's familiar to everyone. But it's about how you treat people you think a... DAVID HANSEN That is an insult to transit workers and an insult to every person in this city who depends on our b... ROGER TOUSSAINT Policy-based controls are fantastic, but you now have a separate constraint coming in from the side ... DAVE CLARKE the first time the caregiver saw it on the child. they said ‘no. don’t you dare. you will not gr... NAYYIRAH WAHEED Everyone dies from something, whether you pick your poison or not. BJ MORIN One day, whether you are 14, 28 or 65, you will stumble upon someone who will start a fire in y... BEAU TAPLIN Status will get you nowhere. Only an open heart will allow you to float equally between everyone. MITCH ALBOM If you leave the smallest corner of your head vacant for a moment, other people's opinions will rush... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You can never control your own thoughts. You may think you can, but everyone around you has influenc... MELISSA MITCHELL There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men understand that they ... NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI What other people think and say about you is none of your business. The most destructive thing you w... ROY T. BENNETT It is much easier to be accepted if you play like everyone else, and you will get more jobs. It depe... DON ELLIS Like all sick children," he answered dispassionately, "you say you don't want pity, but your very ex... JOHN GREEN Not only will you learn your craft, but you get into the loop. Actors tell actors about roles coming... LORI OPENDEN You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change and even reverse many of your prese... PLATO If not to God, you will surrender to the opinions or expectations of others, to money, to resentment... RICK WARREN Opportunity comes to everyone it depends on you whether you take it or leave it. Learn to take risks... 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depends solely upon what yo... DALE CARNEGIE Is your life story the truth? Yes, the chronological events are true. Is it the whole truth? No, you... RASHEED OGUNLARU But if you can't tell the truth to the people you care about the most, eventually you stop being abl... CASSANDRA CLARE Nothing makes you more vulnerable than your refusal to be honest with yourself.You can suppress the ... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Your life is an island separated from all other islands and continents. Regardless of how many boats... KAHLIL GIBRAN There are forces in life working for you and against you. One must distinguish the beneficial forces... ABDUL KALAM I like constructive criticism from smart people. PRINCE When I say maturity, I mean an inner integrity. And this inner integrity comes only when you stop ma... OSHO The Spanish were able to distinguish from the start between victims, between assassins and immigrant... FELIX HERRERO Dear young woman, do not place your sense of beauty and self worth, upon the plastic pedestal called... C. JOYBELL C. You've got to be familiar enough with the issues to be able to offer constructive criticism. CHARLIE HIGLEY
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ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing. ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down. ANONYMOUS The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people al... ANONYMOUS I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom. ANONYMOUS The amount of time it takes for a minute to go by is proportionally dependent with the distance to t... ANONYMOUS Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco... ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen. ANONYMOUS I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg. 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