My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where t...
JIM CARREY Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Se...
JIM CARREY I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserv...
JIM CARREY There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like...
JIM CARREY I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.
JIM CARREY Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good rel...
JIM CARREY Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased.
JIM CARREY People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without despera...
JIM CARREY Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain...
JIM CARREY I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingred...
JIM CARREY I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day w...
JIM CARREY If you've got a talent, protect it.
JIM CARREY My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.
JIM CARREY I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create ...
JIM CARREY It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's lef...
JIM CARREY I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
JIM CARREY I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, &#...
JIM CARREY I'm a hard guy to live with. I'm like a caged animal. I'm up all night walking around th...
JIM CARREY My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.
JIM CARREY If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!
JIM CARREY Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
JIM CARREY Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain...
JIM CARREY Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of pove...
JIM CARREY Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents ...
JIM CARREY If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and ...
JIM CARREY Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself.
JIM CARREY A lot of good love can happen in ten years.
JIM CARREY Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.
JIM CARREY Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
JIM CARREY Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don't let anything stand in the way o...
JIM CARREY I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who ha...
JIM CARREY I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn'...
JIM CARREY If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today wor...
JIM CARREY I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgivin...
JIM CARREY I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you...
JIM CARREY Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents ...
JIM CARREY My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.
JIM CARREY Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be somet...
JIM CARREY I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who thin...
JIM CARREY I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was fre...
JIM CARREY Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.
JIM CARREY Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
JIM CARREY It was such a leap in my career when 'Truman Show' came along. It's always been a long p...
JIM CARREY Isn’t it cool when the days that are supposed to feel good, actually do?
JIM CARREY The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking, '...
JIM CARREY I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life....
JIM CARREY When the first big paycheque with 'Dumb And Dumber' hit, I went: 'Gosh, I wonder if this...
JIM CARREY My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.
JIM CARREY Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess ...
JIM CARREY I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'R...
JIM CARREY There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.
JIM CARREY I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.
JIM CARREY Fun with Dick and Jane
JIM CARREY Austin City Limits.
JIM CARREY [Not that you'd think so, based on the film's first 10 minutes or so. Although our introduction to t...
JIM CARREY There's new territory, there's new places to go, new things to explore. Why stay back there? ... May...
JIM CARREY Man on the Moon?
JIM CARREY Second year in a row -- what's going on here, man? ... I'm the establishment I once rejected. ... I'...
JIM CARREY I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it'...
JIM CARREY As far as I can tell, it's just about letting the universe know what you want and then working towar...
JIM CARREY I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see ...
JIM CARREY My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like t...
JIM CARREY What I have in common with the character in 'Truman' is this incredible need to please peopl...
JIM CARREY My life is not unlike Truman's. I can't go anywhere.
JIM CARREY Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I ...
JIM CARREY It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm maki...
JIM CARREY It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt...
JIM CARREY That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could...
JIM CARREY For the most sensitive among us, the noise can be too much.
JIM CARREY When you make your peace with authority, you become authority.
JIM MORRISON Make measurable progress in reasonable time.
JIM ROHN Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.
JIM MORRISON I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of be...
JIM DAVIS I stop short of being a workaholic.
JIM DAVIS When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
JIM DAVIS I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.
JIM DAVIS I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
JIM DAVIS I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make rea...
JIM DAVIS Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
JIM DAVIS I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
JIM DAVIS My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
JIM DAVIS I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condi...
JIM DAVIS Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting...
JIM DAVIS You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
JIM DAVIS The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
JIM DAVIS Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
JIM DAVIS There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessari...
JIM DAVIS Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute hum...
JIM DAVIS You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veteran...
JIM DAVIS Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
JIM DAVIS Cats rule the world.
JIM DAVIS As we celebrate President Reagan's remarkable career and historic legacy, we also celebrate a ma...
JIM RAMSTAD I wanted to make an Indian character who wasn't either a) the savage that must be eliminated, th...
JIM JARMUSCH Where's your will to be weird?
JIM MORRISON Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.
JIM ROHN Whoever controls the media, controls the mind.
JIM MORRISON Blake said that the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and op...
JIM MORRISON Actually the copies of characters is something I don't particularly like to talk about in articl...
JIM HENSON Well, Detroit Institute is kind of a key - probably the largest permanent collection of puppets in t...
JIM HENSON Yeah, I think we did the term Muppets before we got the show Sam and Friends - a few months after I ...
JIM HENSON There was a little afternoon show that was called Afternoon. Back in those days in television, most ...
JIM HENSON I think my own strengths are in television production.
JIM HENSON It has always been difficult to get Big Bird to be very pretty. Big Bird in England is much more gor...
JIM HENSON NBC was trying to convert all of their local programming to color right away to encourage the sale o...
JIM HENSON No, there's not much competition between puppeteers in general because everybody's working t...
JIM HENSON Yeah, we pretty much had a form and a shape by that time - a style - and I think one of the advantag...
JIM HENSON I decided that what I really wanted to do was go off and paint.
JIM HENSON Somebody like a Piggy or a Kermit, there needs to be several versions and so there will be several o...
JIM HENSON When The Muppet Show ended, we all sat around and said, what kind of television show would we like t...
JIM HENSON At the time of Polaroid - and I did a couple of other commercials just before I stopped doing that s...
JIM HENSON It's into the same bag as E.T. and Yoda, wherein you're trying to create something that peop...
JIM HENSON I've never felt any sense of competition with anybody, and we're all friends; we're all ...
JIM HENSON At the University of Maryland, my first year I started off planning to major in art because I was in...
JIM HENSON When I was a kid, I never saw a puppet show. I never played with puppets or had any interest in them...
JIM HENSON I do remember doing shows strictly in black and white, too, so you're right.
JIM HENSON But with The Dark Crystal, instead of puppetry we're trying to go toward a sense of realism - to...
JIM HENSON My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here.
JIM HENSON When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My ho...
JIM HENSON The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.
JIM HENSON Either you run the day or the day runs you.
JIM ROHN The few who do are the envy of the many who only watch.
JIM ROHN Success is steady progress toward one's personal goals.
JIM ROHN There was something special and unique about the love triangle that existed between Clark Kent, Supe...
JIM LEE I always received much more satisfaction as a defense attorney in obtaining an acquittal for a clien...
JIM GARRISON I derive no pleasure from prosecuting a man, even though I know he's guilty; do you think I coul...
JIM GARRISON The head of the CIA, it seems to me, would think long and hard before he admitted that former employ...
JIM GARRISON This kind of charge reveals a good deal about the personality of the people who make it; to impute s...
JIM GARRISON I'm not in the business of harassing anybody.
JIM GARRISON It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators tr...
JIM GARRISON My office has been one of the most scrupulous in the country with regard to the protection of indivi...
JIM GARRISON It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why.
JIM GARRISON Until as recently as November of 1966, I had complete faith in the Warren Report. Of course, my fait...
JIM GARRISON It has been my policy not to respond to each of the many canards which have been part of the campaig...
JIM GARRISON It would certainly be interesting to know what the CIA knew about Oswald six weeks before the assass...
JIM GARRISON I'm convinced from what I know of Vernon Bundy that his testimony was truthful.
JIM GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of nationa...
JIM GARRISON I ran for Congress in 1996 to help Ted Kennedy pass a comprehensive health insurance reform bill.
JIM MCGOVERN I thought Iraq was the wrong war at the wrong time and have been fighting to get the Administration ...
JIM MCGOVERN In 2005, I was the first member of Congress to introduce legislation calling for an immediate withdr...
JIM MCGOVERN A large majority of Americans believe that corporations exert too much influence on our daily lives ...
JIM MCGOVERN Corporations are created by the people, acting through their governments. We grant them corporate ch...
JIM MCGOVERN A liberal will cut off your leg so he can hand you a crutch.
JIM BROWN My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize l...
JIM GAFFIGAN Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their...
JIM MORRISON There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important.
JIM ROHN I suspect that most people in the world will travel through or at least wish to travel through Miami...
JIM DRAIN Embryonic stem cell research will prolong life, improve life and give hope for life to millions of p...
JIM RAMSTAD I go out and take oysters, clams and mussels every 2 weeks or so during late fall, winter and early ...
JIM HIMES If you go to work on your goals, your goals will go to work on you. If you go to work on your plan, ...
JIM ROHN Narrative has been part of human consciousness for a long time. And if it has played a part in all t...
JIM CRACE I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it...
JIM MORRISON Tens of thousands of brave Americans died to break the chains of British tyranny so that the princip...
JIM GERLACH You can't be unhappy in the middle of a big, beautiful river.
JIM HARRISON The injustices endured by black Americans at the hands of their own government have no parallel in o...
JIM WEBB Martin Luther King was a misguided leader. He worked to be recognized as the leader of black America...
JIM BROWN Bush may be a strong leader in the war on terrorism, but on budget deficits he is missing-in-action.
JIM COOPER Asking is the beginning of receiving. Make sure you don't go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At le...
JIM ROHN I would love to have a role with the Browns. I think that's what every ex-player would like to d...
JIM BROWN I'm stuck with being No. 32 for the Cleveland Browns. I can't do anything about that, and I ...
JIM BROWN Boundary setting is really a huge part of time management.
JIM LOEHR Yet only the atrocities of the conquered are referred to as criminal acts; those of the conqueror ar...
JIM FERGUS I looked at her, with her hair spilled out on the pillows and the warmth of her body warming mine. A...
JIM THOMPSON British actors come at acting from a slightly different angle. Because a lot of the films are cast o...
JIM STURGESS With new jobs, new ideas, and growing confidence that our brightest days lie ahead, Wisconsin is on ...
JIM DOYLE I like reflecting the culture I understand best, spotting the idiosyncrasies of British people and r...
JIM BROADBENT During school, I'd advertise cars in the University of British Columbia newspaper.
JIM PATTISON The first time I drew a Superman story was 'For Tomorrow' with Brian Azzarello in 2004. It d...
JIM LEE The financial report makes it very clear that if we got into honest budgeting today, that in fact we...
JIM COSTA Historically, there has been a bull market in commodities every 20 or 30 years.
JIM ROGERS Long gone are the days when hospital stays and surgeries made up the bulk of seniors' annual med...
JIM GERLACH Mr. Speaker, we have reached a point in history where some have forgotten that it is the family, not...
JIM RYUN Fear is a part of life. It's a warning mechanism. That's all. It tells you when there's danger aroun...
JIM BUTCHER There's enormous progressive activism and, more often than not, success at the grassroots level ...
JIM HIGHTOWER What created democracy was Thomas Paine and Shays' Rebellion, the suffragists and the abolitioni...
JIM HIGHTOWER In my home State of Minnesota, I have seen firsthand the importance of Byrne grants to local police ...
JIM RAMSTAD A debate has one purpose, one purpose only, and that is to facilitate the exchange of ideas directly...
JIM LEHRER I wanted to be a bus driver when I was a kid. I look at bus driving through the eyes of a little boy...
JIM LEHRER Success and money can really be quite blinding.
JIM HARRISON Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
JIM BACKUS Then a neighbor, Mr Smith, had a dairy cow and an couple bulls. He showed me how to bluff a bull.
JIM FOWLER There are only about a half dozen things that make 80% of the difference in any area of our lives.
JIM ROHN Get around people who have something of value to share with you. Their impact will continue to have ...
JIM ROHN A good objective of leadership is to help those who are doing poorly to do well and to help those wh...
JIM ROHN The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not b...
JIM ROHN In fact, the Iraqi foreign minister admitted in March 2003 that Iraqi funds were sent to families of...
JIM GERLACH It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in ...
JIM BISHOP There's a trend toward anti-heroes now, and I think it goes back to guys like Bogart and Cagney....
JIM BROWN There are things known, and there are things unknown. And in between are the doors.
JIM MORRISON A loving family provides the foundation children need to succeed, and strong families with a man and...
JIM BUNNING An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not<...
JIM BUTCHER We started Vector with the goal of creating a development platform that would foster and bolster the...
JIM CANTRELL When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatev...
JIM GAFFIGAN When you start a novel, it is always like pushing a boulder uphill. Then, after a while, to mangle t...
JIM CRACE Come on, Come on, and there'll be no turning back. You were only killing time and it can kill you ri...
JIM STEINMAN Mr. Chairman, on September 11, we were attacked by terrorists who took advantage of weaknesses in ou...
JIM RYUN Wealth is not a matter of intelligence it's a matter of inspiration.
JIM ROHN By working hard, you get to play hard guilt-free.
JIM ROHN Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applyin...
JIM ROHN Success is steady progress toward one's personal goals
JIM ROHN The book you don't read won't help.
JIM ROHN