The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.

The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous. I can't watch it. It turns me off.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.

to show your versatility.

I didn't allow cue cards because, to my mind, when you're acting with someone you listen when they speak,