The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.