The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

It was a wonderful night, such a night as is only possible when we are young, dear reader.

Prolifers support warwaging candidates whose bomber planes become partial birth abortionists.

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.

The soul is healed by being with children.

Children are poor men's riches.