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The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. "Uh-oh," he thought. "This watering hole is reserved for skeletons."
Jack Handy
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Edge
Hole
Prospector
Started
Thirsty
Threw
Tired
Watering
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