The three active ingredients in Christianity are dishonesty, cowardness and duplicity.

Give a Mexican a weed eater and he'll cut your lawn. Give a Negro a ball and he'll become a millionaire. Give a Christian a cargo plane and the bastard will load it down with weapons of mass destruction and go sell them to terrorists.

I have no problem with killing humans for money and for fun, but I do so in my name, not God's. I do so for me, not so-called Christian countries like the U.S. and U.K. that's overflowing with stinking cowards who preach peace on earth while dining on the kill.

The Catholic Church, as all churches, is exactly like General Motors. Instead of making and selling cars, the Catholic Church, makes saints and sells forgiveness.

You fearful little creatures might be able to avoid the discomfort of being truthful, but you’ll not dodge the pains of lying.

Even though the media has dubbed me America's most controversial writer, occasionally my words find an open mind and I end up with a new friend, and at least on that day, I win.