The things that I can't have I want, And what I have seems second-rate, The things I want to do I can't, And what I have to do I hate.

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.