The things that are truly funny were never really intended to be funny at all.
Jessica Kennedy
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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.
H.N. TURTELTAUB
The really funny comedies to me are always the ones that are played the straightest or given the mos...
KENNETH LONERGAN That was funny for me, never (getting) a chance to play. That's kind of funny but I just don't remem...
DARKO MILICIC Truly, we never had the first argument, ... He was very funny, smart, well-spoken, and most of all, ...
HERB ELLIOTT
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
MARK RUFFALO
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
KEN KESEY I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolut...
ROBERT MANKOFF They were not merely quipsters and storytellers, nor were they only song and dance entertainers. The...
STANLEY GREEN
Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?"
"Funny haha or funny strange?"
James handed them ba...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you’d be twice as funny as you are.
CASSANDRA CLARE I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don...
MAYA RUDOLPH
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
KEN KESEY I think that's what's causing everything. It's a pattern of things that have been said -- things sai...
MILTON BRADLEY
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
KEN KESEY
They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room fo...
TERRY PRATCHETT What had been so funny? But you can never remember what you were laughing about, and even if you cou...
RUFI THORPE
Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Kra...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicul...
DOROTHY PARKER
I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule...
DOROTHY PARKER Memories are doing funny things to us.
MILOS FORMAN
Funny how the new things are the old things.
RUDYARD KIPLING
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
DON RICKLES Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.
NEEL BURTON Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you di...
NATASHA LEGGERO You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliche...
WENDI MCLENDON-COVEY
Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.
HARPER LEE I'm really happy and a bit sad too. Funny how we're able to feel both emotions at the same time.. or...
MJ CHRISTINE I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking.
TANYA ROBERTS
Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musician...
TOMMY CHONG It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is fu...
DAVID CROSS
I really don't have a type. I never had a type. If I could put them all together, it's, like...
KALEY CUOCO There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the tim...
MARSHA THOMASON
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of ...
AL FRANKEN They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
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They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
A.A. MILNE They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
EEYORE What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.
KEVIN DALTON
Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy c...
TRACY MORGAN I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
NORA DUNN
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln...
AL FRANKEN We're all laughing about it now. Come [tonight], it's not going to be funny at all.
JOAKIM NOAH I felt my cheeks turn red, and she laughed out loud. But I didn't mind too much, because the last th...
JESSICA VERDAY
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Be more funny! Be more funny!
GARRISON KEILLOR
Funny noises are not funny
NANCY CARTWRIGHT That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
HORACE WALPOLE
I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my s...
RACHAEL RAY The quality of sobriety is measured by both your sense of humor and your unwillingness to laugh at t...
TERENCE T. GORSKI
Snoop Dogg is hilarious. T.I. is really funny. Who else? 50 Cent is hilarious. Jay-Z is funny. I'...
JAY PHAROAH
Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself an...
ZAYN MALIK
Two things I really wanted to be: a stand-up comic or a New York Yankee - or a really funny New York...
BILLY CRYSTAL The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, or scenarist, You get to have multiple personali...
FUNNY, HUMOR, SCREENWRI I think it's kind of funny, but I tone them out a whole lot of the time. Some of the things that I h...
BAM DOYNE Whoever came up with the term “Funny Bone” must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not...
GARY HOPKINS
That is the best - to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.
GLORIA VANDERBILT I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and b...
MATT LEBLANC
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
DR. SEUSS
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!
DR. SEUSS From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!
DR. SUESS
They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the str...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and bor...
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT
I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.
DANNY KAYE
That's the funny thing about trying to escape. You never really can. Maybe temporarily, but not comp...
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT I don't want any funny business, and above all I don't want to be dragged into other people's funny ...
HANS FALLADA Dick had a knack for saying funny things and they were off the cuff. You never knew what would come ...
LOU PIERCE
Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny. Lou Costello was ...
MILTON BERLE
Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don't look anything ...
CANDACE BUSHNELL
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
JIMMY FALLON We were trying to make a movie that was funny, but also trying to be smart about being funny. We jus...
ANDY BADER When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.
NATE SILVER
There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.
PIERCE BROSNAN I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.
RUPERT GRINT
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
JERRY SEINFELD Sometimes it's like I have to remind myself that that really happened. We were a good team ... Not a...
RAY ALLEN
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and le...
LARRY DAVID
Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting ...
F. SIONIL JOSE
They didn't have to be funny — they were father jokes.
TERRY PRATCHETT
Ideas are funny little things, they won't work unless you do.
UNKNOWN
All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w...
JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It...
COLSON WHITEHEAD
Growing up, there were TV shows that were very funny but very traditional. Classic things like '...
EDGAR WRIGHT If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.
WALTER MOERS
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do a...
CHRISTOPHER GUEST
When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event i...
MO ROCCA Perhaps, Katrine, in a library just like this one, you will find that all the things you thought wer...
ALEXEI MAXIM RUSSELL They're funny, quite funny to watch, but we think that they also tell us something important about e...
JUDY DELOACHE But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will travers...
THOMAS HADEN CHURCH
If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.
JOHN GORDON SINCLAIR I never like to be the same, whether it be comedy or drama, funny or serious.
FAITH PRINCE It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.
EDMUND S. MUSKIE
I'm a natural clown, I suppose, in writing, and one has to accept that; I can't do anything ...
ANTHONY BURGESS
I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction...
TREVOR NOAH
When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are...
FRANCOIS TRUFFAUT
Everybody at Metro was in my gag department, including Irving Thalberg. They'd laugh their heads off...
BUSTER KEATON
Funny is funny is funny.
BOB NEWHART The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
DAVE WILLIS If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of p...
JOE HARSEL
Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.
DOLLY PARTON Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most ...
JULIA SWEENEY
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JESSICA CHASTAIN I like to sing around the bonfire, in my car and in the shower.
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I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.
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I'm big-busted... I can't always wear the cutest bras, and it makes me so mad.
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Bra-burning never happened. It was completely made up by the media. A couple of women protesting a M...
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JESSICA STROUP The Kardashians are walking clickbait - but let's look closer. Do Kim and Kanye affect how socie...
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When I started blogging in 2004, I responded to every comment no matter how nasty the reader was. I ...
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You clumsy wench—Gods above! Are you trying to rob me, girl?” The nobleman seizes my wrist and y...
JESSICA KHOURY
What’s the worst possible thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now.
You’re probab...
JESSICA VALENTI
Thanks for giving me a place to sleep last night,
and for the extra blanket.
Vi.<...
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JESSICA SHIRVINGTON
We eat. We sleep. We keep going.
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When you learn not to want things so badly, life comes to you.
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JESSICA PROPST Quality is a proud and soaring thing.
JESSICA JULIAN
Living in L.A., everyone likes to mold you and change you. I don't care about fame, I don't care abo...
JESSICA ALBA
I want to experience that massive adrenalin rush when you step into a new stadium, all the more so w...
JESSICA ENNIS I have been definitely influenced more by Latin American writers than by any other type of writer. T...
JESSICA HAGEDORN Allison Jones, a big casting director out there, was like, 'They're casting 'The Daily S...
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At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel t...
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When I do comedy, I lose all inhibition and introspection. I no longer care.
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I'm a naughty sweetheart.
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Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness, those are life-altering lessons.
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The sexiest thing about style is if you kind of just take your personality and put it in what you we...
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People think the gold medal is yours and they say you're going to win - but they have no idea ho...
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JESSICA LANGE
For me, nothing has ever taken precedence over being a mother and having a family and a home.
JESSICA LANGE
To my mind the election was stolen by George Bush and we have been suffering ever since under this m...
JESSICA LANGE
What I love about photography, and it's the same thing I love about acting, really, is that it f...
JESSICA LANGE
Sometimes parts just come along when it's the perfect time for you to do them.
JESSICA LANGE
It comes down to something really simple: Can I visualize myself playing those scenes? If that happe...
JESSICA LANGE
I love being a mother. I loved being a daughter, a sister, a wife. I love being a woman with men. I ...
JESSICA LANGE
Because Shakespeare's language is so expansive, we're under this misconception that it's...
JESSICA LANGE
At a certain age, death becomes familiar to you-or a loss becomes familiar-the tragedies that are mo...
JESSICA LANGE
If you're really in the process of photographing, you are absolutely aware. You are looking.
JESSICA LANGE
I never think of the future. I never imagine what comes next.
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This idea of selfishness as a virtue, as opposed to generosity: That, to me, is unnatural.
JESSICA LANGE
There are no explanations, there are no answers.
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Allow the diversity to exist. There is nothing wrong with it. Hell, we put up with the religious rig...
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JESSICA LANGE
Photography was a blessing because it filled my time.
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I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.
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All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!
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JESSICA RAINE
I worked on my voice for Sweet Dreams, but only to match my speaking voice to Patsy's actual sin...
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Circuit training is a great way to go. Keeping the reps high and the weight low, you'll tone you...
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JESSICA LOWNDES
They all seem infected with a vivaciousness that isn't common in our compound, and there are more sm...
JESSICA KHOURY (Mr. Friedman) was always kind of dopey."
"Actually, Bob is very smart. Too smart to be a teach...
JESSICA KNOLL
My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what yo...
JESSICA ALBA
I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were s...
JESSICA SIMPSON
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JESSICA CAPSHAW
Child-rearing can be a tedious and thankless undertaking.
JESSICA VALENTI
Sex for pleasure, for fun, or even for building relationships is completely absent from our national...
JESSICA VALENTI
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Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.
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I do like potato chips, French fries and Barney's burgers in L.A. with seasoned curly fries.
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Never refuse an assignment except when there is a conflict of interest, a potential of danger to you...
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Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.
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The better the coverage, the more discriminating the viewer.
JESSICA SAVITCH
He makes a face and tosses the flower at me. It lands on my cheek, and I pick it up and twirl it bet...
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There's nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody.
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JESSICA VALENTI
Television news is a delicate balance of serving public good and private gain.
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Through a huge duration of my life, someone has always picked up after me. And when you're on yo...
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When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I alw...
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You've done a nice job decorating the White House.
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
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they're like an accessory!!
JESSICA SIMPSON We're eyeballing the first line ... Something that gets an emotional response out of one of the coun...
JESSICA EADS I have problems because I'm very expressive, and usually red lipstick gets on my teeth and face.
JESSICA CHASTAIN Tammy Faye, I pray for every day. I really liked her. I wanted to be in their family.
JESSICA HAHN Tammy Faye, I really like the woman. I wanted to be her kid.
JESSICA HAHN Tammy Faye said, I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don't feel so bad.
JESSICA HAHN There's a really positive side of being an introvert - you really pick up on things a lot more t...
JESSICA WILLIAMS I know that I'm already in the history books and that people are going to remember me as the pri...
JESSICA LYNCH
Women may not have it easy, but we are given a fairer chance to reach for the top.
JESSICA SAVITCH
What's gratifying for me and interesting is that people are picking up on exactly what I want th...
JESSICA ABEL Finding a technical cofounder would have been difficult for me. I was an English major and didn'...
JESSICA LIVINGSTON
I don't look at Twitter between events because it's a distraction but I will ring my fiance ...
JESSICA ENNIS I was born in America, but I consider myself a Filipino.
JESSICA SANCHEZ My identity is linked to my grandmother, who's pure Filipino, as pure as you can probably get. A...
JESSICA HAGEDORN When I wake up in night sweats, that's what I'm thinking about: what if someone grabs me fro...
JESSICA WILLIAMS
Even if your life is at its worst you must SMILE! You never know when you're going to meet the one w...
JESSICA BIEL
Training is full-on. Some days I really don't want to get out of bed and hit that track again. S...
JESSICA ENNIS They were crossing British Columbia-Idaho border, and they handed in their passports and they were t...
JESSICA ABNEY
I love somebody who can make me laugh and be a goofball. I think it's incredibly sexy if a guy c...
JESSICA BIEL
My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad, ... That's his job, you know, to take care of me....
JESSICA SIMPSON I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant sta...
JESSICA WILLIAMS We are very strict about this: We do not do any evangelism, we are not missionaries. Our interest is...
JESSICA PHILLIPS It's a really nice way to cut your teeth, doing live shows. It's like going to the gym becau...
JESSICA WILLIAMS We are not aware of any contact made with those who are holding our four team members. We continue t...
JESSICA PHILLIPS
Dismissing socialization and gender roles as piddling compared to this amorphous idea of 'matern...
JESSICA VALENTI I'm a forthright person and I am ambitious and I do hope that I get to do more, interesting work...
JESSICA CLARK
I have a flirtatious personality.
JESSICA SIMPSON
Does a very nice job of covering what's going on
JESSICA SIMPSON
The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage.
JESSICA SAVITCH
I revisit old favorites like 'Buffy' and 'Battlestar Galactica' when I'm bored. ...
JESSICA VALENTI
I'm actually a good cook.
JESSICA SIMPSON It's impossible to be perfect, and you won't do a good job if you're too focused on prov...
JESSICA WILLIAMS
I wasn't the kind of kid who would get A's without even trying. I had to work to get good gr...
JESSICA ENNIS
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretchin...
JESSICA ENNIS