The things most likely to get earwigs are dahlias.

Well there are those that you wield and those that you join.

I'm not a bad driver. And I never will be because I took lessons when I was quite a boy. I never had to pass a test because there wasn't such a thing when I first started driving a motor car. So I didn't have to pass one.

We started Fox when everyone said it couldn't be done.

I'm not a knee-jerk conservative. I passionately believe in free markets and less government, but not to the point of being a libertarian.

Moralistic is not moral. And as for truth - well, it's like brown - it's not in the spectrum. Truth is so generic.