The sweetest two words are "next time." The sourest word is "if."

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

I never exaggerate. I just remember big.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.