The Sun in London ran a front page declaring my bum a national treasure. I really did laugh at that. Its not like it can actually do anything, except wiggle.
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Related I like Kylie Minogue sometimes - I like a lot of unusual stuff... I don't know - I like Justin T... MARILYN MANSON I don't think I did anything that damaged Vogue's circulation drastically. I did some bum covers. Ac... TERRY JONES I don't think I did anything that damaged Vogue's circulation drastically, ... I did some bum covers... TERRY JONES This news organization is a national treasure. I will do everything in my power to uphold its high s... BILL KELLER To change yourself you have to move from where you are and take a step, then you have to be willing ... BRENT M. JONES I originally wanted to be a pop star. I wanted to be Kylie Minogue. My dad thought that was a very s... ASHLEY MADEKWE It hurts a lot more than it did after the first game. I can not really lift my arm or do anything. JAROMIR JAGR It was a train wreck happening right in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it, except that... LISA KLEYPAS I guess he's on a different page. I ran well yesterday and I ran well today. I don't know anything a... RICK ANKIEL ....and Colin threw his head back to let out a laugh so loud and brazen in its bum-lickery that it r... MICHAEL LOGAN Any idiot can stand in front of a target. It doesn't prove anything except that you're bullying him.... VERONICA ROTH If I actually ran the world, I'd do it from the kitchen. It's not anything deliberate or a statemen... JAMAICA KINCAID I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smil... JESSE MCCARTNEY On the front nine I never really did anything. All of my birdie putts were really too far away to ma... RETIEF GOOSEN All I've ever really done is page 3 in The Sun, and not every man reads that. KATIE PRICE I mean, Eighteen years old is the age of consent in Europe and you can go anywhere and do anything y... JOHN ENTWISTLE People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self. FAKEER ISHAVARDAS There's to be a film about my life. I can give this as an exclusive now. Meryl Streep was offere... BARRY HUMPHRIES A lot of people like to do certain things, but they're not that good at it. Keep going through t... GEORGE LUCAS I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't ... JESSE MCCARTNEY I actually used to be a front for the largest national sports-betting syndicate in America. ASHTON KUTCHER For the last few years I've tried to force myself to write at least one page every day, which do... DAN CHAON I'm going to laugh and jeer and wiggle my ears at your death throes... You can OD on religion or do... HARLAN ELLISON We had a lot of emotional phone calls, with me calling Paris and Kylie calling me in London, ... But... DANNII MINOGUE My soul is chaos, how can it be at all? There is everything in me: search and you will find out ... ... EMIL M. CIORAN People always want you to look pretty. I would like to live in the Midwest in a small town and never... CATHERINE HICKS My background is in tech. I studied computer science, and was working on TechTV, so the first thing ... KEVIN ROSE I would like to say that the National Front has never been anti-Semitic. Not only am I not anti-Semi... MARINE LE PEN I actually did not like to run. It was probably my least favorite thing that I had to do, and then i... PAUL SPARKS I do feel like a big bad child sometimes. Except I ran away from home when I was 49. EILEEN MCLANE I was pretty good at planets in our solar system, so I thought, well, it?s not much of a stretch to ... LYNETTE COOK I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much... because it's the only thing ... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I do not like being in my bathing suit. Especially in front of strangers, especially in front of cam... JESSICA ALBA I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the sam... DYLAN MORAN If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if... JOHN CLEESE At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not... PATRICK MOORE I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set ... CARL SAGAN I didn't feel like I did anything wrong except get cancer. DEBBIE SAUER I've really had a great career. It's been part fortune and part my own choices that steered ... ESSIE DAVIS We laugh at a man who, stepping out of his room at the very minute when the sun is rising, says, “... FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Grant me the treasure of sublime poverty: permit the distinctive sign of our order to be that it doe... SAINT FRANCIS OF ASSISI Grant me the treasure of sublime poverty: permit the distinctive sign of our order to be that it doe... FRANCIS OF ASSISI Grant me the treasure of sublime poverty: permit the distinctive sign of our order to be that it doe... ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI Ace is very reclusive. That was really one of the first tracks that I did for the album. I met Ace b... KATHY VALENTINE Ace is very reclusive. That was really one of the first tracks that I did for the album. I met Ace b... KATHY VALENTINE I like to say that the greatest handicap of deafness does not lie in the ear, it lies in the mind. I... MARLEE MATLIN And I know I can do this because I went to London on my own, and because I solved the mystery…and ... MARK HADDON I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh. DANE COOK Well, we're not really doing anything at the moment except writing songs. BARRY GIBB I am severely dyslexic, so I'm not the person who can do a lot of typing, writing and mathematic... RAHA MOHARRAK "“I think I’ll be a clown when I get grown….. Yes, sir, a clown. There ain’t one thing in th... HARPER LEE My version of "Georgia" became the state song of Georgia. That was a big thing for me, man. It reall... RAY CHARLES After studying in Sheffield, I went down to London to do my post-graduate degree at the National Fil... NICK PARK I really learned that, when I got into television, I really learned the power, how deeply it affects... WINNIE HOLZMAN My soul is chaos, how can it be at all? There is everything in me: search and you will find out. I a... EMIL M. CIORAN It was like a rush of adrenaline. You wanted to dunk in front of the fans. It felt really good being... CARTER JORDAN My favorite record shop was called Recommended Records, in South London near where I lived - they di... TIM GANE It's easy to make me laugh, you can make me laugh, anyone can make me laugh, but that certainly does... C. JOYBELL C. God, did that put a white streak in my mother's hair! I mean, I ran away from home before it was chi... BRETT SOMERS Abril é o mês mais cruel, gera lilases da terra morta, mistura a memória e o desejo, mistura raí... JULIA GREGSON Gracias a la vida que me ha dado tanto JULIA GREGSON He did not yell anything, he did not say anything, he just ran his truck over the crosses. CHARLIE ANDERSON I was something that lay under the sun and felt it, like the pumpkins, and I did not want to be anyt... WILLA SIBERT CATHER I purposefully did not want to watch anything I've done so far; I actually don't like lookin... SAM CLAFLIN I did three or four weeks of work on 'Godzilla;' it wasn't a page-one rewrite or anythin... DAVID S. GOYER Young Noah: [humming] Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Young Allie:... NICHOLAS SPARKS A clear passion, a resolute determination, a can-do spirit; these are the rods for creating a great ... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR I would like to get married, actually. I've done everything else in my life now except that, but... AVIV NEVO My version of 'Georgia' became the state song of Georgia. That was a big thing for me, man. ... RAY CHARLES I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, act... ELIZABETH GILBERT In high school and college, I did not have any Christian friends except my best friend Sarah, who I ... MAGGIE ROWE (Manchester) did a really nice job of executing its defense. Actually, both teams did. DAVE WASEITY I'm in so many videos. There was a period of about two years where I danced for everyone: Kylie ... FKA TWIGS Do the thing and you will have the power. RALPH WALDO EMERSON We will still finish most production of the newspaper at night, as we have been doing. But in the ev... ANTHONY CONCHEL I had an invitation to contribute a track to a Robert Johnson tribute album, and it was the first ti... ROBERT PALMER I always laugh whenever someone says it's not about the money, ... It's about the money. I had to do... JEFF ROBINSON If there is a Like button in a page, Facebook knows who visited that page. And it can get IP address... RICHARD STALLMAN My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd ... ABRAHAM LINCOLN After I did nine years of a television series, I didn't want to do anything really that involved... GILLIAN ANDERSON The craziest thing I've done getting over love is skydiving. I had a really upsetting breakup. W... SHAY MITCHELL It's funny, because I don't have a very addictive personality in any way except for things l... MAE WHITMAN This video clearly gives the impression that Iran sees its nuclear program as a national treasure, t... DAVID ALBRIGHT I enjoy art, architecture, museums, churches and temples; anything that gives me insight into the hi... CHERIE LUNGHI I actually did start performing at a young age and yes, I did do stand-up when I was 9. I did seem t... JOSH CHARLES I just sit down and the page just comes out and I look at it and the elements that appear on that pa... CORY DOCTOROW I don't feel like I'm out of my element or anything like that. I'm very comfortable where I'm at. I ... AARON BADDELEY As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like... CUTHBERT SOUP Each planet has its own sun. … [I]t really is another sun on Uranus … The relation of the Sun to... LUDWIG FEUERBACH I really was a terrible actor. I did it for years in my twenties because it was like being at univer... DAVID NICHOLLS Don't do or say things you would not like to see on the front page of The Washington Post. DONALD RUMSFELD That's what comedians do, comedians talk a lot. I laugh at it, too. He's never hung out with me. I d... ERICK DAMPIER You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER It's a question of attitude. If you really work at something you can do it up to a point. If you rea... HARUKI MURAKAMI and we laugh and laugh and all I know is at this moment I feel like I can do anything... KIRSTEN SMITH What I'm doing is a dream come true but at the same time its work. It's like anything else. The only... GRETCHEN WILSON I knew what I needed to do and I did it, I am really pleased that it comes good at a place like the ... HOLLIE DYKES If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. DAVID COOK The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS We've done everything at this program except win a national championship. This would be a pretty goo... ERIC HALL
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