[The students] fully knew it was wrong, and they kept doing it, ... Parents thought we should reward them for being creative. We don't accept that.

This is a reward for the students who worked very hard and tried their best on FCAT. It won't be as big as the pep rally but we will have food, games and the inflated bounce games.

I don't know if someone thought they were rescuing them from a hot car or what. I'm offering a reward. No charges, no questions asked, and $300 for each cat. Just bring them back.

The problems on campus life today are not about free speech. They are about how the students have absolutely nothing to do with their lives but sit and listen to lectures, find the best parties to attend, and otherwise discover first-world problems to stew about and protest. That's the root of the problem. This is not a commercial environment where people are incentivized to find value in each other. Campuses have become completely artificial 4-year holding tanks for infantilized kids with zero experience in actual life in which people find ways to get along. These students are not serving each other in a market exchange, and very few have worked at day in their lives, so their default is to find some offense and protest. It's all they've been taught to do and all they know how to do. Idle hands and parents' money = trouble.

It's good because the parents and visitors get to come and talk about what they do to the students, and the students feel good because a lot of them know who the presenters are. Everyone has a good feeling.

We're looking for an upscale crowd who knows beers. The target market is your parents and grad students. It's a sleek, elegant place where faculty can come.