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The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.


Lynda Barry

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BARRY ZITO Some people pray to a totem pole, some people pray to a sun, some people pray to a god. It all works...
BARRY ZITO I view my pitching on how confident I was out there, period. And if I lose that confidence, I can be...
BARRY ZITO When someone becomes successful or rich and famous, people perceive that person as being different. ...
BARRY ZITO I don't totally believe that all of the politicians see a problem with the gap between the score...
BARRY WILLIAMS Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.
BARRY WILLIAMS One preacher turned me on, another turned me off.
BARRY WHITE Most families had four, five brothers. But because it was just me and Darryl, we had to be twice as ...
BARRY WHITE Elton John's opinion turned the label's opinion around, all in a day.
BARRY WHITE The whole system of society tells you what to do.
BARRY WHITE