The starters get you there, and then the bullpen determines the outcome. The majority of the games are very close. It seems like it doesn't matter how good your offense is.


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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
MARK TWAIN
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh...
MARK TWAIN
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand ...
MARK TWAIN
All workers, whether they are employed in the private or public sector, should avoid living 'pay...
MARK SKOUSEN
Fear is an underrated emotion. And that's why I think it's very dangerous to try and cosset ...
MARK GATISS
I have a very dear family and very dear friends. They're my rock. These are people who knew me f...
MARK RUFFALO
There is no better way to quickly buoy hard-pressed homeowners than helping them take advantage of t...
MARK ZANDI
I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
MARK MCKINNEY
Too-easy credit and millions of bad loans made during the U.S. housing bubble paved the way for the ...
MARK ZANDI
James Cagney, Steve McQueen, I loved all those guys. I grew up loving the movies but had no desire t...
MARK WAHLBERG
There's a certain way you stand to give yourself authority, which gives you the texture for the ...
MARK GODDARD
I couldn't have left my career as an actor on a better note than to have done a cameo in the Los...
MARK GODDARD
I vaguely remember in the '90s when Calvin Klein started making unisex CK1. Don't worry abou...
MARK RONSON
Well, right now we're so busy that I kind of had to put all the hobbies on hold. But I like goin...
MARK KELLY
I have traveled down this path before - 'List of Seven' and 'Twin Peaks' both have t...
MARK FROST
We have pension funds with 1.5 trillion euros investments, and they want to find business opportunit...
MARK RUTTE
We need not to just kill the boat-smuggling business model: we also need to get rid of this asylum-s...
MARK RUTTE
We are a mission-driven company. In order to do this, we have to build a great team. And in order to...
MARK ZUCKERBERG
Potential home buyers have a two-step decision process. First, they determine whether they can affor...
MARK ZANDI
The best person to get something done is a busy person.
MARK BURNETT
The Romney candidacy is better than it was four years ago, but it's not clear that it's good...
MARK STEYN
I don't buy the argument that there can't be a successful independent candidacy for the pres...
MARK MCKINNON
Having been heavily involved in the planning of a couple of G.O.P. conventions, my view is, we shoul...
MARK MCKINNON
Mom's dad was in the army, stormed the beach at Normandy, fought through the French hedgerows, t...
MARK HOPPUS
The Bush tax cuts should be extended permanently for families with annual incomes of less than $250,...
MARK ZANDI
In my movies, I'm not trying to erase any old image of myself, really. And also I'm not tryi...
MARK WAHLBERG
When I'm in the middle of making a movie, I have blinders on; it's all about just getting th...
MARK WATERS
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
MARK TWAIN
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal...
MARK TWAIN