Jerome K. Jerome
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educability of man-the perfectibility o... JEROME BRUNNER A person who trusts no one can't be trusted. JEROME BLATTNER SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME SAINT JEROME ST. JEROME ST. JEROME The Japanese do not fear God. They only fear bombs. JEROME CADY That's a tough thing when you've got a team that's looking at you as a leader and you're a rookie. Y... JEROME BETTIS JEROME BRUNER ST. JEROME JEROME BRUNER Actually, I've been a fanatical health nut for five years. JEROME HINES We keep on saying 'Jack' and 'he,' but that's one of the great things about the ... JEROME FLYNN It's fear of being afraid that frightens me more than anything else. JEROME CADY I think it's a great opportunity for Keith. Again, another kid with a hard-work ethic and tenacious ... JEROME SOUERS ST. JEROME It is not enough merely to memorize and spout vocal axioms: good singing is infinitely more than muc... JEROME HINES I look forward to the day when a Mongolian idiot, treated bio-chemically, becomes a successful genet... JEROME LEJEUNE I've never seen shy about eating. They don't call me 'The Bus' because I pass the plate. JEROME BETTIS It's official, like the referee whistle. JEROME BETTIS The Bus stops here. The last stop is here in Detroit. JEROME BETTIS I'm a champion. I think the Bus' last stop is here in Detroit. It's official, like the referee whist... JEROME BETTIS 'Suttree' is a fat one, a book with rude, startling power and a flood of talk. Much of it ta... JEROME CHARYN Many of the writers I admire - Melville, Dickinson, Kafka - were virtually invisible during their li... JEROME CHARYN JEROME BRUNER It's been an incredible ride. I came back to win a championship. Mission accomplished, and with that... JEROME BETTIS It's just great that we're able to win and give him another crack at that elusive Super Bowl ring. JEROME BETTIS What I'd like to get across is try your best to be yourself. I realize there are those who are much ... JEROME RICHARDSON A liberal is a conservative whose conscience is on display JEROME GIOIA I'm willing to hold off completely on any kind of plan to clone a human, but I'm not willing to hold... JEROME KASSIRER If you write a contract in Word and you have an application some place that keeps track of contract ... JOHN JEROME Hey, look at this guy Kenny G. with his thing, walking up and down the aisles of the concert hall an... JEROME RICHARDSON You can't have any indecision and say I'm on the closer. If you're going to be here, you've got to b... JEROME BETTIS This is not a partisan problem at all, with hydrogen. JEROME HINKLE You're missing someone who should be high on the list. Al Lopez knew pitching. He knew when a guy wa... JEROME HOLTZMAN In the previous game [against the Dodgers on Aug. 29], I let everything get to me -- I let the umpir... JEROME WILLIAMS Exactly. The ring is symbolic of each championship, so you get five diamonds because we have five ch... JEROME BETTIS Denver's been underrated all year and so have we, and that makes for a really great game. JEROME BETTIS This is a lull, not a recovery. In this sort of situation, a small bounce-back happens quite often. ... JEROME BOOTH Bowling was my first love. Beating my mother for the first time when I was 13 or 14 was a major acco... JEROME BETTIS I played this game to win a championship. I?m a champion and I think the last stop is here, in Detro... JEROME BETTIS ST. JEROME I feel great, I feel fresh. And officially, I am back. JEROME BETTIS We don't have to be as good as we were last year, ... It doesn't matter if we're 15-1 again - if we'... JEROME BETTIS In the Buffalo game, Willie had one long run, JEROME BETTIS In my book (he has), but guess what? My book don't mean much, ... I don't know. That's why you have ... JEROME BETTIS I'm happy for them, ... They got a chance to get one, that's the goal. I'm not bitter or anything li... JEROME BETTIS But that's nothing new. We're going to be a running team whether it's Ben or Tommy or Charlie at qua... JEROME BETTIS If a person is an economic being and figures out the odds, then there is a very high incentive to ch... JEROME KURTZ ST. JEROME ST. JEROME ST. JEROME ST. JEROME ST. JEROME ST. JEROME ST. JEROME If you came and you found a strange man... teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell... JEROME SINGER It's the same type of town that Pittsburgh is, Midwest, blue-collar. And we've had some wins recentl... JEROME BETTIS ST. JEROME Because of a lack of funding, officers trained in SWAT are also trained in canine and how to deal wi... JEROME JACKSON No matter what techniques and what disciplines you go through, I think there is one factor more inta... JEROME HINES The motivation part is all essential in keeping my voice, but there are the human factors of discipl... JEROME HINES I've heard pileated woodpeckers make that kind of sound; I've heard crows make that kind of sound in... JEROME JACKSON We are f acing a generation of young singers who are much more diminutive in their approach to singi... JEROME HINES I don't like that he got a hit off me, ... I told him when I was at Fresno, 'Just keep pitching like... JEROME WILLIAMS I believe in monstrosities, and 'I Am Abraham' is a monstrosity of sorts, raveling out momen... JEROME CHARYN There was no rhythm to our passing game early. We had some passes that weren't caught and we had som... JEROME SOUERS This seems to be a case of local officials who have blatantly abused their legal powers, and have no... JEROME COHEN I often played nice guys when I was younger, and it's nice to be able to explore the darker side... JEROME FLYNN That is playing into the hands of New Zealand teams, if you run upright into the contact situations ... JEROME PAARWATER I was the youngest guy in the union. At 14! A pianist around there who became my mentor for a little... JEROME RICHARDSON Detroit, you were incredible. Pittsburgh, here we come. I played this game to win a championship. I'... JEROME BETTIS Hopes have been dashed. The market had taken off very quickly. This has cooled investors' sentiment. JEROME FORNERIS We were all novices. We really were. We didn't know a goddamn thing about doing a show. JEROME ROBBINS I told you to sell it, not give it away. JEROME ROBBINS This feels great. It makes everything that I've ever had to go through worthwhile. I've always wishe... JEROME BETTIS It makes it all worthwhile. It makes everything we had to go through as a team and everything I had ... JEROME BETTIS It makes everything worthwhile that I've ever had to go through, everything I've done. You know, 13 ... JEROME BETTIS When I came to the Met, Robert Merrill and Leonard Warren sounded more like basses than most of the ... JEROME HINES Every payoff is a payoff in the end. JEROME JENKINS This makes everything worthwhile. It makes everything we, as a team, had to go through and personall... JEROME BETTIS They look very promising: Shorter, accessible, they're geared to readers a little younger than the c... JEROME KRAMER JEROME BRUNER I'm a champion. I think the Bus' last stop is here in Detroit. It's official, like the referee whist... JEROME BETTIS
Love is a growing, or full constant light,
All the punishment in the world will not reform a man, unless he knows that he who inflicts it upon ... 
He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again. 
A man is worked upon by what he works on. He may carve out his circumstances, but his circumstances ... 
He was a man, take him for all in all,
He uses his sources as a drunkard uses lampposts; not to light him upon his way, but to dissimulate ... 
He had no memory of ever being hugged like this, as though by a mother. The full weight of everythin... 
He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race... 
Any person who recognizes this greatest power... the power to choose. Begins to realize that he is t... 
To no man does the earth mean so much as to the soldier. When he presses himself down upon her long ... 
Some of the animals outsee man, outsmell him, outhear him, outrun him, outswim him, because their li... 
Obviously you don't replace a guy like Mario, not only what he does on the ice but his presence on t... 
Orthodox Christianity, by playing upon the emotions of man, is able to accomplish wonders toward kee... 
The frequency with which a man experiences lust depends upon his own physical condition, whereas the... 
Whatever an artist's personal feelings are, as soon as an artist fills a certain area on the canvas ... 
Man...must necessarily be subject to the laws of his Creator, for he is entirely a dependent being..... 
Some reformers may urge that in the ages distant future, patriotism, like the habit of monogamous ma... 
He who is taught to live upon little owes more to his father's wisdom than he who has a great deal l... 
He who bestows his goods upon the poor shall have as much again, and ten times more. 
Every time a man expects, as he says, his money to work for him, he is expecting other people to wor... 
I really should know better by now, but I have read some [Internet bulletin boards] and feel the nee... 
Those he commands move only in command,
Nothing in live. Now does he feel his title
Hang loos... 
The Ass and His Purchaser
A MAN wished to purchase an Ass, and agreed with its owner that
he should... 
He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole ... 
His heart danced upon her movements like a cork upon a tide. He heard what her eyes said to him from... 
Man was born for society. However little He may be attached to the World, He never can wholly forget... 
No destiny attacks us from outside. But, within him, man bears his fate and there comes a moment whe... 
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with... 
Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent. It depends in part upon the myth-makin... 
She stood up and took the book from him, and as he smiled over his shoulder at some other kids, she ... 
Intrusive, thoughtless people!" said K. as he turned back into the room. The supervisor may have agr... 
The duty of the individual is to accept no rule, to be the initiator of his own acts, to be responsi... 
At the first step upon the cold surface, Buck's feet sank into a white mushy something very like mud... 
The prudent man is always sincere, and feels horror at the very thought of exposing himself to the d... 
Everyone sees the unseen in proportion to the clarity of his heart, and that depends upon how much h... 
Everyone sees the unseen in proportion to the clarity of his heart, and that depends upon how much h... 
It had belonged to that idea of the exasperated consciousness of his victim to become a real test fo... 
What people forget is that the most radical thing about Obama is that he was the first black man in ... 
God left the world unfinished for man to work his skill upon. He left the electricity still in the c... 
…having once seen him put forth his strength in battle, methinks I could know him again among a th... 
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came ... 
There is one thing that, more than any other, throws people absolutely off their balance — the tho... 
My whole life, I had thought that my story was, again and again: Once upon a time, there was a boy, ... 
Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things which breathe and move on the ... 
He ran as fast as he could, but the memories were fast too. He stumbled upon them and fell to the gr... 
Man was lost if he went to a usurer, for the interest ran faster than a tiger upon him. 
Man was lost if he went to a usurer, for the interest ran faster than a tiger upon him. 
The wise man, knowing how to enjoy achieved results without having constantly to replace them with o... 
Ought we not to look upon our own history as being at least as full of God, as full of His goodness ... 
As man develops, he places a greater value upon his own rights. Liberty becomes a grander and divine... 
He saw on the paper a picture of a man, white-skinned, who hung upon a crosspiece of wood. The man w... 
Whoe'er has gone thro' London street,
Has seen a butcher gazing at his meat,
And how he keeps
... 
Whoe'er has gone thro' London street, Has seen a butcher gazing at his meat, And how he keeps Gloati... 
He used to hide his true self because he feared people wouldn’t like him, or would judge him for b... 
For this reason the gentleman will employ a man on a distant mission and observe his degree of loyal... 
Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no h... 
wandering in the summer in the woods of Neldoreth [Beren] came upon Lúthien, daughter of Thingol an... 
In the land of Ingary where such things as seven-league boots and cloaks of invisibility really exis... 
He therefore turned to mankind only with regret. His cathedral was enough for him. It was peopled wi... 
The person who grieves suffers his passion to grow upon him; he indulges it, he loves it; but this n... 
[Karl Barth, the 20th-century theologian who pounded home the theme of God's sovereignty, saw no con... 
“A warrior takes responsibility for his acts, for the most trivial of acts. An average man acts ou... 
For each man kills the thing he loves yet each man does not die
A physician is not angry at the intemperance of a mad patient, nor does he take it ill to be railed ... 
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. 
It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. I... 
The scars of others should teach us caution. 
They talk like angels but they live like men. 
Be ever engaged, so that whenever the devil calls he may find you occupied. 
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
[Lat., Noli equi dentes inspicere donati.] 
Some problems are just too complicated for rational, logical solutions. They admit of insights, not ... 
Telling others about oneself is...no simple matter. It depends on what we think they think we ought ... 
The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart. 
I throw a ball and get paid for it. Others do it by throwing the bull. 
Haste is of the Devil. 