The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still alive.

Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.