The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.