The second time through they had a much better approach and were aggressive at the plate and drilled the ball. We just took too many strikes today. That's not the approach that we want or need to take.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES We swung at way too many bad pitches in both games. We need stronger fundamentals at the plate. At t... DAVE SCHWEDER I was just happy with how aggressive we were at the plate in the second game. It seems like we had t... ERIC MCARTHUR We weren't aggressive today. I don't think we'll have a problem with their pitchers next time if we'... JASON GEHOSKI We had a little more of an aggressive approach at the plate and we started putting balls in play and... JEFF PAUL Approach-wise, we did a little bit better as far as making him throw strikes. He's effective because... REED JOHNSON At halftime, we were told to take more shots, we were passing the ball too much. In the second half,... KATIE DONNELLAN I thought we played better in the second game. We just had a horrible approach in the first game. We... JEFF STRATTON The kids hit the ball well today - in fact, if anything we might have been a little too aggressive a... CHUCK GRANT Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. SATCHEL PAIGE We had so many opportunities today. And we just pressed at the plate. There were three or four times... KAREN MULLINS Josh had one of his best offensive days when he played second base at Davis. And whether it's psycho... DAVE ESQUER We have been hitting the ball real good. We try to approach the plate aggressively and hit the ball ... JEFF DAY Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. SATCHEL PAIGE We weren't very quick to the ball (against LMU). They were much more aggressive. They got way too ma... DON HOGAN We get into too many situations that we should avoid with the ball. Somehow we need to develop a sec... BOB KNIGHT If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y... GARY F EVANS... We were pleased with what happened yesterday in terms of sales and think the approach that we took i... GAIL LAVIELLE We just didn't take care of the ball. That's the bottom line. There's not much you can say. Too many... DARIN HAZEL We told them they had to be aggressive at the plate and play to win and not just play not to lose. T... JAN DAVIS We talked about it at the half, that we had too many turnovers, that we need to be smarter with the ... CATHY INGLESE You know going in that everyone is gearing up for the fastball and they want to hit it. They had a g... DANIEL CROPPER We were pushing it too much and we were playing at their pace (in the second quarter). The first qua... PAT ABNEY Until we learn to take better control of the ball, we're going to continue to struggle. I think we h... DANNY CROSBY We played a lousy first half against Hyde. So at halftime we simply appealed to their pride. After a... CHRIS WEBSTER We gave a better effort in the second half and put the ball on net much better today. MIKE ACKERMAN We've been very aggressive at the plate until today. That was pretty disappointing. It seemed like w... JOHN FINN We hit the ball well today. Fifteen hits in five innings is a pretty good day at the plate. Our pitc... BRAD BOTSCH Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... THOMAS HARRIS I'll find you, don't worry. My body won't be with you all the time, but you'll always have my heart.... P.C. CAST The first time you face someone, you are not sure how they are going to approach you on both sides o... BILL COWHER The second game was a lot better. We got a lot better at our offense, attacking the ball and letting... JODI HERMANEK We got more aggressive on offense. We started taking the ball to the basket. We were getting better ... DAVE MACDONALD Those guys hit so well with two strikes. We were throwing pitches five inches off the plate and they... CHANCE WHEELESS We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL We did a better job today of putting the ball into play. I think we've been doing a little too much ... ANN MOLSKI We had lapses in the game. But teams go through things like that. And we were able to dig through an... STEVE FRANCIS We won the second half. I thought we were strong with the ball, had strong rebounding and didn't hav... EILEEN KLEINFELTER We started the first half tonight with that same muddy approach. We were lethargic and didn't have m... RAY ALLEN Tonight we didn't get the big hit and we had too many errors. We have to execute at the plate and on... AMANDA BUSSELL Pierre played some good rallies early in the match. They're doing better and better all the time. Th... GREG MURLEY We did a much better job in the second half. In the first half, they (Reno) got too many second and ... SARA SCHOPPER The girls are communicating much better than they have been. Now, we just need to continue to be agg... LORI DRESBACH One thing we have to do better is swing at good pitches early. We took too many first-pitch fastball... SCOOTER DUNN We just didn't hit the ball tonight. In the first game we had some guys in scoring position and coul... PETE WILSON We just gave them too many second-chance points to start the second half, and they got some offensiv... LANCE HUBER We gave them way too many second chances and we were careless with the ball. That speaks volumes. MIKE PARDON It had a huge impact on NASCAR safety. It made the drivers and the teams take a more aggressive appr... MARK MARTIN We took a lot better care of the ball in the second half. And obviously our pressure (helped). I had... MARK MCCRAY Better competition will make us perform better. You play really good teams to prepare for the playof... BRUCE ALTER [Wednesday] we came out and we were just dead. We got on the kids a little bit, started questioning ... DAVE ROWELL We have really been stinging the ball lately. When we are aggressive at the plate and use good pitch... JUDY SHAUBACH That is what happens when teams play with desperation and the other team comes out and doesn't play ... PHIL JACKSON We'll take it. We just need to slow the game down at points and control the ball better. ADAM ROOT We gave them way too many opportunities under the basket. The referees were letting the kids play, a... JOSH KNECHT We but the ball in play a lot tonight. We had a great game plan coming in tonight we were going t... MICHAEL BEAUMONT Our pitchers were great today. They put the ball over the plate and we played solid defense behind t... LLOYD HULIT They understood what was going on and they were frustrated. We just had to take care of the ball. We... MARK BAILEY We were down early in the doubles point because we are used to them being aggressive and coming to t... CATRINA THOMPSON The more we give, the more we reap the benefits of feeling good in helping others. We are all capabl... ANGIE KARAN I'm not trying to do too much -- just be aggressive and selective at the same time, KHALIL GREENE The wind played a huge factor. It effects how you call pitches and the batters you send to the plate... WADE SIMONEAUX Wal-Mart worked well but we kept at it too long and it took too long to unwind. We're taking a more ... IAN COCKERILL We had a much more far-reaching approach, one that communicated that we wanted to put contemporary c... EUGENE JARECKI We had to take care of the ball and be patient on offense. We had 15 or 16 turnovers, but most of th... JASON MILLS Courage is of no value unless accompanied by justice; yet if all men became just, there would be no ... AGESILAUS THE SECOND We have to let the younger generations take our music - and approach it the way they want - but just... TROMBONE SHORTY We were not good, and unprepared, I guess, and emotionally not ready. They were so much more aggress... CHRIS MOONEY We were very aggressive early in the game. [Schilling] likes to get ahead with his fastball, and we ... MARK ELLIS In the first half, we just got in too big of a hurry against the zone. In the second half, we did a ... BRIAN WINTERS We were trying to take the middle away -- and the post -- and they just had too many guys that [coul... JAY ANDERSON All the great people learn from the people before them. Chris took one approach and did things the w... AARON GRAY We are still getting better. We are becoming a good team and it is good to see that...We need to app... LEBRON JAMES They certainly had an offensive performance today. Those guys have the green light to take shots and... AL WALKER A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON We knew they were going to come at us very hard the first three or four minutes of the ballgame, and... GLENN BILLINGS We just worked the ball better. We had 21 assists, and it's been awhile since we crossed the 20-assi... JOANNE P. MCCALLIE We changed our approach at the plate and it started to pay off. Early on I felt our batters were pla... JEFF PAUL Today we just got caught up and hung onto the ball a little too much. JANA EPEMA At halftime, we talked about controlling the glass. We were giving up way too many second chances ea... DAN ROLFES We had a very long and protracted negotiation the last time. The parties just want to give it a diff... WILLIAM MAHONEY It wasn't that they were that much better than we were or we were so much worse than they were. We j... HENRY CARTER We were criticized throughout that investigation for being too thorough, for taking too long. But ti... KEN STARR That second quarter, we probably had the ball two minutes the entire time. That was the biggest down... JOE YEVOLI To that point, we were playing focused defense and got much better pitching. The offense just wasn't... DAVE HEISE We're going to try to be a lot more aggressive. We need to attack the ball more; I think we were too... JEN HAUBRICH Our shots would not go down and we were down by 10 at the half. In the second half, they were too mu... HAROLD CHITWOOD We were not focused at the plate and on the bases today, and that makes it tough to win. When a team... DAN TORRES We were very tentative against Great Falls High. We let them dictate the tempo. I've never told them... KAREN DEDEN We were a little stale at the start of the second half and got playing a little too much long ball. ... TRACEY MORRILL I was recruiting my No. 1 prospect to come back. That's the approach that I took. We just had to pre... ED ORGERON Everyone always says how I'm so smart, but they don't know what it's like being me. always feeling l... SUSANE COLASANTI We were hurrying too much and we needed to slow things down. That is something we need to get out of... CAMEO HICKS We took a collaborative approach, and we hope that it bears fruit. CARTER MORRIS We looked at too many strikes and just didn't have the pitch selection (on Wednesday). Against Sacra... DIANE NINEMIRE We had too many turnovers. We didn't take care of the ball. JENNIFER KURELJA When Jake scored, it sure took a lot of the wind out of our sails, but we just sort of took a busine... JOE GERMAINE Today the team had many opportunities in both games to score but had trouble converting, and we turn... DEAN WAGNER I thought we we're playing well in the first half - not too many chances for both teams. Maybe we ha... ANTONIO MARTINEZ
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