The second mouse gets the cheese!

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

(About a cookbook...)
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water

An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.

Are you trying to get run over by a cab?"

"Don't be ridiculous. We could never get a cab that easily in this neighborhood.