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The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed).


Janet Clarkson

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THOMAS CLARKSON ...sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle.
JEREMY CLARKSON And I have a really great agent and I know it's almost an oxymoron to say you have a smart agent...
PATRICIA CLARKSON I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I ha...
JEREMY CLARKSON When I went to Los Angeles right after high school, I got some acting jobs, and I never, ever wanted...
KELLY CLARKSON We're realists. We have the comfort of a minister who knows the principal files well. But this is a ...
WAYNE CLARKSON I think one thing you could probably say for all my albums is that they're all pretty eclectic p...
KELLY CLARKSON But I do really love watching the news and going back and forth between all the news channels. That'...
PATRICIA CLARKSON I'm loyal and I think most Texans are very loyal, but I'm also stubborn.
KELLY CLARKSON Evangelisation is what evangelicals are supposed to do. It is a central element of their religious i...
FREDERICK CLARKSON While immigration of large numbers of American evangelicals to Israel might sound appealing to many ...
FREDERICK CLARKSON The Israeli government has a long relationship with American evangelicals, ... They have been cultiv...
FREDERICK CLARKSON You are part of God’s story on earth,” my parents whispered in our ears, “You can be like Arag...
SARAH CLARKSON William's been working here at the Food Center with us for a good many of years, and I know he's bee...
GAIL CLARKSON I think we need to give his wife, Opal, a little credit. She's always right in there, his right arm ...
GAIL CLARKSON Everyone says I'm like the girl next door...Y'all must have really weird neighbors
KELLY CLARKSON We're secure, we have phones, we have pure water.... We have sewer, we have garbage pickup, we have ...
JACKIE CLARKSON The looting is out of control. The French Quarter has been attacked. We're using exhausted, scarce p...
JACKIE CLARKSON He stays very calm under fire, and he stays very focused. Through all the demands coming at him from...
JACKIE CLARKSON Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.
JEREMY CLARKSON