The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.

The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travelers pay the expense of it.

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

Laffing iz the sensation ov pheeling good all over, and showing it principally in one spot