The responses of the baby monkey are very similar to those of a human baby.

Denial, panic, threats, anger - those are very human responses to feeling guilt.

I have been married twice, but both of my wives have been too bright to be sucked in by women's lib.

Speaking is the one trait in which woman is superior to man. Consider what happens when a couple argues. The man tries to talk to the woman. The stupid fool - he can never win.

Have babies! Have lots of babies! They're wonderful!

When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days!