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STEPHEN MERCHANT I know that this sounds grand, but I don't try to compete with other people. I like to think the... STEPHEN MERCHANT People don't mind insulting the tall. We're supposed to be fine with being awkward and skinn... STEPHEN MERCHANT When I started to mention to people who know about such things, 'I'm doing this game, 'P... STEPHEN MERCHANT I've jokingly said that everything I'm doing now is filling up the hours before I die, but I... STEPHEN MERCHANT Remember that film 'Sliding Doors,' when John Hannah woos Gwyneth Paltrow by reciting Monty ... STEPHEN MERCHANT I've always been a fan of physical comedy. It kind of hits you in a different way; it bypasses t... STEPHEN MERCHANT I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier. STEPHEN MERCHANT Maybe there's a sort of veneer of optimism about U.S. comedy, whereas perhaps in England, we don... STEPHEN MERCHANT When we did 'The Office,' no one knew who we were, so it was easy to champion us; you could ... STEPHEN MERCHANT I just always remember there being an ability to amuse schoolmates. Not in a kind of 'dance-arou... STEPHEN MERCHANT There's this way pop culture has been rammed down our throats that people think that if they wer... STEPHEN MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT Follow the wisdom of the great actor, James Cagney, you hit your mark, you look the other guy in the... LARRY MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT The most disturbing thing, I think, with people that do very morally devious things more and more of... 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It is a lie. 
the strange thing is that when a word is well established as a swear word, it seems to lose its orig... 
You release the pain of the past and press on. It's a new day, and God is doing a new thing. He want... 
Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c... 
I've been called funny. I assume my wife thinks I'm funny. But generally, if you bumped into... 
We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: 'Boy,... 
I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix. 
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. 
I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... 
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I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a... 
Grief is like a moving river, so that's what I mean by it's always changing. It's a stra... 
What does it mean to care? Let me start by saying that the word care has become a very ambivalent wo... 
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What is it that makes you so angry, bothers you so deeply, that you're compelled to act? 
There's a deep underlying unpredictability to life that is thrilling. In China, my wife would sa... 
The universe is so vast, so immense, we can never expect to explore it all. It is in effect, not so ... 
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
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Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. 
If you think like a leader, act like a leader, inspire like a leader then you are a leader. 
My wife and I work out together almost every day. It's just a great way to spend time together. ... 
You're assisting the audience to understand; you're giving them a bridge or an access. And i... 
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When you don't have access to a subject, and all you have is ex-members and critics, there is th... 
My advice to a new husband is nothing more than 'husbands, love your wives.' And 'love y... 
That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it. 
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The term 'overachiever' sort of makes it look like the person has mediocre talent and he jus... 
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it 
It is better to be a pragmatist than a lunatic. 
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I will not sit in a room with black people when the N word is used. I know it was meant to belittle ... 
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You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. 
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The word "metaphor" means carrying something from one place to another . . . and it is when you desc... 
When you read God's Word, you must constantly be saying to yourself, ''It is talking to me, and abou... 
If you catch yourself wondering why you want more of the world and you're not satisfied with God, it... 
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I write a lot of songs about love and I think that’s because to me love seems like this huge compl... 
As a writer, that moment every few years when I buy a new laptop and find out that all the word proc... 
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The only perspective is to really be there. 
I was shy. Bookish. The kind of 13-year-old girl who, instead of having a boyfriend, would have a cr... 
It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent. 
I wish I had appreciated my youth - I should have worn tighter clothing when I could have! 
Every human has four endowments - self awareness, conscience, independent will and creative imaginat... 
I was never top of the class at school, but my classmates must have seen potential in me, because my... 
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Listen with your eyes for feelings. 
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Fiction is the truth inside the lie. 
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Good buildings come from good people, and all problems are solved by good design. 
Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the furthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn... 
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I went to Cambridge and thought I would stay there. I thought I would quietly grow tweed in a corner... 
Ultimately, the question of campaign contributions will be decided by the public. 
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The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and... 
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. 
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The concerts you enjoy together neighbors you annoy together children you destroy together that make... 
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. 
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Minds are like flowers, they only open when the time is right. 
It was the kind of kiss that made