The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.