The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.

A sparkling house is a fine thing if the children aren't robbed of their luster in keeping it that way.

Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires.