The public wouldn't like the perfect umpire in every game. It would kill off baseball's greatest alibi - 'We was robbed.'

Some fans have a mistaken opinion of the average umpire. He is human, all reports to the contrary. Every fellow who is successful is conscientious to almost a fault.

It would take a perfect game to beat them. It would take an awful good game.

The umpire told me that he had been chirping the whole game.

Our faculty rep said before the game that the greatest thing is to build something from scratch. This is a huge milestone.

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.