The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.

When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

We're dealing with the courts, and lots of unfortunate mistakes come in trying to divine what the courts will do. Both companies are facing something only a few weeks away; it could be good or bad for either.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.