The proper way to welcome him would be to slap handcuffs on him.

I realize the most important part is still in front of me, ... If we go out and win a World Series, people aren't going to remember I hit .270. They'll remember we won. That's the goal.

I think everybody knows I'm interested in managing again.

I've never been through anything like that before, ... It was frightening. When you're down like that, there's always a possibility of you not being able to play this game.

public-spirited dialogue with listeners on how best to beat up and otherwise neutralize police officers.

It all adds to the general perception that politics are no good and politicians are a bunch of bums,