The program is at a high level where they have been pretty much making the playoffs about every other year. Our ultimate goal is to make the playoffs. But I don't want to emphasize the playoffs too much. Hopefully we should be able to compete for the playoffs every year.
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Related This year, we have so much more offense. Last year, we made the playoffs, but got Branson in the fir... JACK MCMAHON Every year we have a legitimate chance to get to the playoffs, ... If we don't get to the playoffs, ... BRIAN COREY Every team has hopes of making the playoffs. But the goal once you make them is to continue to win s... DARIN HARLEY Each year, every team's goal is to get to the playoffs and then to get to the state championship. La... BRUCE ALTER We got to pretty much every chance we had. In the playoffs [you can't] make an error. Don't give [th... BRYAN BAUCOM I think everyone is just looking to improve and to take that next step and try to make the playoffs.... JAY BOUWMEESTER We didn't make the playoffs. We definitely did a better job this year, but we still didn't make the ... JASON TAYLOR Our overall goal this year was to make the playoffs. It's been a few years since we've been there. KAREN HOEM I know they were one play away from making the playoffs last year, ... Hopefully with my addition, I... ANTOINE WINFIELD Our goal is a team now, first is to make the playoffs. Second is to hopefully be in the playoffs bef... JAMES FRISBEE We have a shot to make the playoffs, which is where we hoped to be. Looking back at early November, ... TOM WOOD [Despite making the playoffs last year, the team felt it could have achieved much more than they did... ED BRADLEY I don't want to talk about any goals. My goal was to make the playoffs before the season. And I've b... JAROMIR JAGR I had a five-year plan when I took over as head coach in 2001, ... The first year I wanted to be ver... MARC TUCKER Our goal is to make the playoffs and do well. BRIAN SHIPLEY We could play the same team 25 times. It doesn't matter. We have to play our best hockey. We have to... ANDREW PETERS My whole goal is the Arena Bowl, and to do that, we must make the playoffs. Division crowns are nice... WEYLAN HARDING Our goal was to make the playoffs. Even though we will be going into the playoffs as fourth team in ... JAWAAN ALSTON It's not satisfying at all, because we're not going to the playoffs. You know, we've pretty much had... ADRIAN WILSON Anytime you can make the playoffs in this district, you have to count it as a good year. It really h... DAVID PLUNK I want to set up divisions at each level for the playoffs. DAVID HARTMAN Our record should have been flip-flopped. There was an inning in four or five games where we lost ga... BRET MEULI That loss last year made us mad. We want to beat S-K this year. We have the confidence, knowing we h... JUSTIN HUBER No players on this team have ever won a playoff game, ... I know that their goal is to go further in... ASHLEY BROWN The fact that we're in the playoffs doesn't mean anything to us, to be honest with you. Hope... MICHAEL STRAHAN If we're competitive, we have great fans here. Calgary is a wealthy city, and Alberta is a wealthy p... AL MACNEIL We don't worry about where we finished off last year as a defence because we didn't make the playoff... LAWYER MILLOY I feel we've overachieved this season. After we missed the playoffs last year, we set our sights on ... LARRY KRUSE Those four freshman have been playing competitive summer ball, which is a big advantage. They just n... DON CARPENTER The girls really want [playoffs] this year. That's the goal they've set and they're going for it. ALLISON MAIRE We were in the fall, so guess what we were up against: college football and the Atlanta Braves in th... DICK ELLIS Every game matters. At the end of the year, this is what they do: They put the wins and losses up. O... LARRY BROWN Sure it?s motivation, ... You want to do your best and our two main goals every year (are) to win th... BRYAN ADAMS I really want to make this push to make the playoffs. All I was thinking about was getting a win and... JOHN PATTERSON We have been working hard since last year we did not make the playoffs and we did not do as well as ... BRETT AMES We have been shut out since last year, and haven't done much to change people's minds until now. It'... JOE ZAPPALA Winning the Rookie of the Year would be nice but making the playoffs would be even nicer for me. ANDREW BOGUT We are looking to be respectable in our division and make the league playoffs again, ... We have a g... DAVID POTTS The kids held themselves responsible for not making the playoffs last year, and that gave us an oppo... JOSE REBIMBAS We're really focusing; we want to get the ball rolling for the playoffs. We've been mentally focused... ERIK ADAMS We were the No. 4 seed in the playoffs last year. This year we'd like to be the No. 1 or No. 2 seed ... DAN CASEL Obviously, there is a high standard here of getting into the playoffs and having a chance at the ult... ERIC WEDDLE We came into this game relaxed knowing we had already made the playoffs. We're ecstatic about making... HILLARY LIMBAUGH I think we really just want to continue improving. After last year we just have a goal to play good ... BROCK KNIGHT We have set our goals very high for the season. They include winning the league title, getting into ... MATT BALLARD We're just too inconsistent right now. We're not ready for the playoffs. We're not playing like we s... LINDA KILPATRICK Every year we set out to win the region and make the state playoffs. [But] we're in a tough region: ... ANDY COOPER As much as I loved the team last year and still do, when you lose in the first round (of the playoff... JEFF VAN GUNDY They're a good team. They're very deep. They've been in the regional playoffs every year. They have ... BOB SCHUCHARDT This was a great game. (Canon-McMillan) had everything on the line. But it's great being back in the... JIM WEBB The important thing is to get into the playoffs, ... but you don't want to go into the playoffs with... ROBERT FICK Everybody has zero wins and zero losses. I've been on other teams where we swept a team [in the regu... RUSLAN FEDOTENKO We're thrilled to make the playoffs but our work's far from over. We have our sights set on first pl... BO CHEESMAN I certainly think we should make the playoffs. And we'd like to go further than we did last year. I ... GREG TABOR Yes, Alex is playing her first year on varsity, but she's been there before. She came with us to the... JENNIFER GRUBB It's probably more gratifying to them because of what they've been through, not that it's been their... MIKE DUNLEAVY We have a very young team this year, but the girls have come together and played tough. Our goal is ... CAROL SIMS I know that the Bucks have established a winning tradition. I wanted to come here because the team i... ADAM DAVIS I'm very pleased with where we are right now. At the beginning of the season our goal was to make th... JACKIE COOPER They have been crucial for us in the playoffs. Teams haven't been able to pressure our guards, and t... ART THOMASON This is our playoffs. We're a good team right now. Confidence is high right now. Hopefully we can ke... AUBREY HUFF We want to compete for the section title and progress further than the first round of the playoffs. JAY MARSTON It's kind of meaningless until the last game of the season. But hopefully we'll have a shot at the p... PAT MURPHY The last two or three weeks have pretty much been the same thing. We just will not play defense. At ... JERMAINE O'NEAL This win was huge for us going into the playoffs. Hopefully we will get a good seed in the playoffs ... BILLY THOMPSON Just making the playoffs isn't enough. We want to be successful once we get there. BYRON RITCHIE Our guys are aware that they can still compete for the conference and make the playoffs. This is a n... JAY THOMAS We've had a lot of close games recently and we've been battling hard. Every game in the playoffs wil... BRENT LAMMERS We'll be cheering loudly for the Sun. This is about making the playoffs -- we're not going to be bas... BILL LAIMBEER I think we will be a little bit more consistent this year. We have the good core, and if the other g... JEFF MYAER I look at it as the most disappointing year in 23 years [of] being paid, ... To not make the playoff... BRENT SUTTER This was our three-peat so we can get that up there that we were undefeated for three years. That wa... JENNY COOK I hope we can exceed what we did last year. Before the season our goal was to win the national champ... CHRIS EDWARDS I think the goal for us right now is to make MPSF playoffs and that's something we know we can do. T... MAX KLINEMAN We want to find out where we're at in the regular season, instead of waiting for the playoffs. JAY CAMPOS Plus, it's a physical conference, so we are pretty much ready for the playoffs by the time the seaso... DREW PEARSON It's not the storybook start but we're right in it still and this is where we wanted to be, to make ... ERIC WEINRICH Last year we made the playoffs, but this year thats not enough. We want to at least get to the secon... COLLEEN KENNEDY I started scoreboard-watching three or four weeks ago; that's when you know things are starting to g... ERIC CHAVEZ The whole program is on the rise. The high school has had a very good year. They are in second place... DENNIS MULLIN It felt like after '83 and '84 that you'd be back there next year, big deal. This is going to be one... JOE NASH Like everybody says, he's got to get to the playoffs -- that's the key. All this he's doing now, he'... JEFF MCINNIS But I told them that means nothing. We have a challenge to make the playoffs. ALEXI LALAS Its nice to enjoy the win, but we won't be happy until we get into the playoffs. Our goal now is to ... JASON ALLISON I like having a fourth team in the playoffs. This year with the three-team format, two good teams wi... DAVID PIEHLER First, we have to make the playoffs. Any point right now is huge. JAROMIR JAGR I definitely think we have what it takes to make the playoffs. We've had injuries, we've had differe... MATT HARPRING It's the playoffs. There's no room for okay. DAVID ROBINSON We've really got no shot at the playoffs. That goal is gone. GARY POPOVICH This is why playoffs are great. This has always been my favorite time of the year. DANTON COLE If you don't think you can make the playoffs, then what's the point of even stepping on the court to... EMEKA OKAFOR When we got there (Salem) they had not won a game. The next year they went to the national playoffs. CAROL IERULLI We feel whoever we hire will be a good fit for our program. They will have a chance to put their own... GINA UCCELLI We have a lot of good teams in front of us and these teams could make the playoffs. If we don't do w... DICK MYNAHAN I have only been the coach for a year, however, and I expect to turn this history around both in the... LUIS ARAGONES Realistically, if we keep playing and improving the way we have, I think we have a great chance of g... JOE FILOTEO We had some doubts early on as to whether we'd even make the playoffs. It's been an up-and-down seas... BEN GORDON I wouldn't want to face the Bulls in the playoffs. They could be trouble. SCOTTIE PIPPEN We expect to make the playoffs. That's nothing. We have a bigger goal. We're taking it week-by-week.... CATO JUNE None of our seniors have ever lost a first-round game, but I've been around long enough to have lost... BOBBY BROCKMAN
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JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... 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