The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money.

The problem with compassion is that it is not photogenic.

The problem with meditating is I generally go to sleep, and that's because I'm doing it wrong.

It doesn't benefit me to lie to people. They're eventually going to find out the truth, and then where am I? That's the problem with liberalism and socialism, by the way: it has to be propped up by lies.

The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.