The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

Ask people over the last 20 years who has won the most Commander-in-Chief's Trophies. Tradition always is under construction. People don't look at what happened in the 1940s. They look at what's happening today.

A lot of people didn't even know we were being investigated. When the news broke last week, our freshmen were like, 'We were under investigation? No one ever told us.' It's not like I bothered to tell them.

Don't tell your problems to people: eighty percent don't care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them

We have an obligation to help people that cannot help themselves. The mentally retarded, the physically retarded, et cetera.