The problem with comedy audiences - it's like the Coliseum - when they see someone struggling, they don't feel altruistic towards them. They feel slightly repulsed by it.

As the Tories know, the problem with setting yourself up as a shining example for others to follow is that when you get caught out, that proverbial substance really hits the fan.

The problem with compassion is that it is not photogenic.

The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

The problem with prototypes is they don't always work.