The [printing] press waited, ... It looked, now, like a great big beast. Soon, he'd throw a lot of words into it. And in a few hours it would be hungry again, as if those words had never happened. You could feed it, but you could never fill it up.
Terry Pratchett
Related It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER Something did happen, and I really don't feel proud of it. DEYTH BANGER You must be the person you have never had the courage to be. Gradually, you will discover that you a... PAULO COELHO This is too much reality for a Friday. AS GOOD AS IT GETS Do. Then talk. In that order. SOTERO M LOPEZ II If you can dream it, you can do it. ENZO FERRARI It is what it is, it is what you make it. JAMES DURBIN It is a small world. You do not have to live in it particuarly long to learn that for yourself. Ther... NEIL GAIMAN Instinct's the iron skeleton under all our ideas of free will. STEPHEN KING I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Do the thing and you will have the power. RALPH WALDO EMERSON Never allow anyone to take you out of character, some people know which buttons to press. (Zip... CHARMAINE J FORDE If you want to find something with an equation, you must start thinking like a person who have it. DEYTH BANGER There are so many things we do in life that define the real meaning of our lives. There are so many ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH If you're not really having a good time, it's not worth it. KYLE CHANDLER What's the difference between people who see and seek gaps and those that see and seek bridges? The ... RICHIE NORTON A man can define many things beautifully in his life, but his character is one beautiful thing that ... ANUJ SOMANY Under the greenwood tree, Who loves to lie with me And tune his merry note, Unto the ... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE And people get all fouled up because they want the world to have meaning as if it were words... As i... ALAN W. WATTS For starters, that’s a rather simple principle of Time Travel right there – and according to the... CHRISTINA ENGELA If you want a revenge, don't hold it. It poisons you. Either you just let the grudge go, or mak... TOBA BETA It ends or it doesn't. That’s what you say. That’s how you get through it. The tu... CAITLYN SIEHL 6 Ways To Give Your Mind A Break: 1. Stop stressing 2. Stop worrying 3. Give re... GERMANY KENT Everything known and referred to as “impossible” is often what has not been attempted before. It... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR If you can't do it today, You can not do it in your whole life! Do it NOW! KAMAL KHANZADA If we could have the ability to change the past and right our wrongs would it make us learn from any... GARY F EVANS... To be in a time of technological change and advancement is an awesome thought indeed as long as it i... GARY F EVANS... You are an adult and you don't understand me and what are the differences between the adult and the ... DEYTH BANGER The same ocean of love became the ocean of sorrow in which I drowned...
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN I love my destruction.
Cause I still love the cause of my destruction
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN She broke her own heart by holding him into it....
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN She craved for the moon, not knowing there were other stars in the sky too...
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN You know your value,
Only when someone else crumbles it...
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN To be street smart it takes respect of a persons ability to control their emotional state and to kno... GARY F EVANS... Just like any one of us, they started with no road map or guarantee of success. But they went out an... CAMILLE SWEENEY His name was engraved deep in the core of her heart..
- Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN I will lock my feelings up and throw the key in the ocean till someone comes, ready to hunt the dept... ANSHIKA JAIN It's funny.. I still love the person who made me lose my ability to love...
-Anshika. ANSHIKA JAIN Its like I'm a broken mirror.. Don't try to pick my shattered pieces or you will hurt yourself ....
... ANSHIKA JAIN The story was so broken that no one could ever find the missing pieces....
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN Their story was just a chapter to him...
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN You can't be a pussy all your life Todd. Someday you're just gonna have to say fuck it. DONALD RAY POLLOCK Fortunately, my care factor was now dangerously close to fuck-it levels. KYLIE SCOTT Success is a Journey: so, don’t forget to pack your COURAGE: to face the obstacles heading your wa... PHILIP T. M. This world is a joke, and I'm in it OLIWAH GOUDEE I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what... HARRY STYLES If only there could be an invention that bottled up a memory, like scent. And it never faded, and it... DAPHNE DU MAURIER Fear is a hungry beast. The more you feed it, the more it grows. KERRI MANISCALCO If a company is distributing images and video then obviously they need bandwidth solutions. But if t... JACK LONDON (IT SPECIALIST) God walked with humanity in the cool of the day and gave them the most difficult and hottest parts o... JOEY TALLADINO If you don't think it. You'll never do it! ANTHONY T. HINCKS I was going to make him proud of the man I would become. I was finally going to chart my own course,... EMORY R. FRIE If by that you mean that I dislike celebrity magazines, prefer food to anorexia, refuse to watch TV ... JOHN GREEN But “almost done” is not done! ISRAELMORE AYIVOR I have tasted words, I have seen them. Never had her hands reached out in darkness and felt the text... H.D. Why are you suggesting something… then deny to tell the whole thing? DEYTH BANGER To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful wonderful! And yet again wonderful, and after that, out o... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I was too young that time to value her, But now I know her. If she be a traitor, Why, so ... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE You silly," said Abdul, "those clouds don' mean nothing. I see'd them plenty a'ready. It was jus' co... THEO ENGELA you have to be the prude or the slut, and if you pick one, other people hate you for it, and you can... NED VIZZINI ... You asked how am I?? Really?? So you care about me?? or you just decided to ask to return it bac... DEYTH BANGER You can coddle your rage, or you can fully engage. TONY CLEAVER If you could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. EDWARD HOPPER If you could say it in words, there would be no reason to paint. EDWARD HOPPER That words could cause something in the world, make someone move or stop, laugh or cry: even as a ch... PASCAL MERCIER Have you started already? Keep it up! Are you getting tired? Don't give up! Did you quit? You can do... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Words were useless. At times, they might sound wonderful, but they let you down the moment you reall... CORNELIA FUNKE If you can do it, why you won't do it??? If you have chance why you won't use it? DEYTH BANGER If you had a friend you knew you’d never see again, what would you say? If you could do one last t... BROOKE DAVIES I want to tell few things, I like the truth in all faces. why?? It's the truth one road and tha... DEYTH BANGER If you dream it, it can happen. DYLAN TAYLOR Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. MICHAEL KEATON You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married." "I... SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS I knew that I had a following here in England, and if I came over here maybe I could cultivate it, b... EDWIN STARR I'm the living embodiment of 'it could be worse'. DAN HOWELL I have spend a lot of time on everything and what's impresses me about people I have written that in... DEYTH BANGER Just get it right, “it is not too late to dream”. You can do it now! This very moment, I mean ri... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR You don't find interesting stuff because you don't search enough, ... every book has it's own lesson... DEYTH BANGER If it's what you do and you can do it, then you do it. VAN MORRISON If you think you can do it, you can. JOHN BURROUGHS It ain't bragging if you can do it. DIZZY DEAN - I tak nieźle sobie pożyłem. - Co to za życie? – powiedział ojciec.- Nic tylko kłamstw... CHARLES BUKOWSKI To change yourself you have to move from where you are and take a step, then you have to be willing ... BRENT M. JONES You are not in control of the car in any way because as soon as you hit a big puddle like Liuzzi did... JENSON BUTTON How wild it was, to let it be. T. S. ELIOT There's a lot of history, but the fact remains that it remains below sea level. It wouldn't be the s... KATE REHFUS If a book were written all in numbers, it would be true. It would be just. Nothing said in words eve... URSULA K. LE GUIN Don't dream it, be it. TIM CURRY When we cut down an destroy rain forests we are not only killing living things that have been on thi... GARY F EVANS... I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will... NEHA KOTHARI To find that things are never what they seem no matter what way you look at it is an eye opener inde... GARY F EVANS... You could start at a path leading nowhere more fantastic than from your own front steps to the sidew... STEPHEN KING It'a okay to take some break from the crucible steep of stairs that you want to try to achieve, as l... LAURE96 dont wait for next minute, next hour, next day, next week, next year, just do it if you want to do i... ANON QUOTER The only thing to do with good advice is to carry it and pass it on; it is never of any use if you d... KIM GROSHEK Bound by custom or unique by choice. MARGARET MCHEYZER In the East, fames are won. In the west, deeds are done. RALPH WALDO EMERSON The consolation of an imaginary thing is still a real consolation. ROGER SCRUTON If it’s history, let it be history. BEN TOLOSA
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It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. TERRY PRATCHETT I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of ... TERRY PRATCHETT The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valle... TERRY PRATCHETT She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their ... TERRY PRATCHETT His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability wh... TERRY PRATCHETT Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded ... TERRY PRATCHETT Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We ... TERRY PRATCHETT The only superstition I have is that I must start a new book on the same day that I finish the last ... TERRY PRATCHETT Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page. TERRY PRATCHETT Nothing I can say or devise, and nothing anybody else can say or devise, is going to be perfect. TERRY PRATCHETT The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes af... TERRY PRATCHETT Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I ... TERRY PRATCHETT It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying iso... TERRY PRATCHETT Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be ... TERRY PRATCHETT Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.Elves are fantasti... TERRY PRATCHETT Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when yo... TERRY PRATCHETT The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf ... TERRY PRATCHETT Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves ar... TERRY PRATCHETT "Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It is contrary... TERRY PRATCHETT A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. TERRY PRATCHETT Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and ... TERRY PRATCHETT It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If ... TERRY PRATCHETT It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence coul... TERRY PRATCHETT An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs ... TERRY PRATCHETT A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. TERRY PRATCHETT Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate... TERRY PRATCHETT The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then... TERRY PRATCHETT For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) ... TERRY PRATCHETT Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his l... TERRY PRATCHETT In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded. TERRY PRATCHETT Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. TERRY PRATCHETT The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head. TERRY PRATCHETT God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which migh... TERRY PRATCHETT