The president doesn't have a Blackberry. Andy Card's e-mails are like the president's e-mails ... there are serious and legitimate constitutional questions about that.

I did check however many voice mails I have now, and one of them is Andy, ... I'm sure it's a message first congratulating me and then making fun of me for something I'm sure I did wrong on the court. I'll get back at him and I'm sure it will be a similar message where I make fun of him.

Between cell phones, text-messaging, e-mails and computers, this tells us that if this was a more serious rumor or in a larger city, this kind of thing could really create huge problems.

Andy has tried to resign several times but the president just would not have it.

The faculty were a little concerned. We got a lot of e-mails about 'How dare you let that guy back into the game.' ... We just decided to withstand it.

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.