The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future.

The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future.

To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.

Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.

Some people aren’t really light-teethed; they’re merely dark-skinned.