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The players are determined and they're finding ways to win. They push toward it without pushing the panic button.


Dave Tippett

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We're still 12-2. It's not like we're pushing the panic button.
BOBBY JONES Everything seems OK (in the clubhouse). We're not going to push the panic button.
CRAIG WILSON I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES It's not time to push the panic button. We just need to play the full 60 minutes.
MATT BRADLEY The push button wall plates are still there. They are copper and have the black and white push butto...
BILL CLARKE We must not push the panic button, but we must engage in a persistent and consistent effort to prepa...
DAVID WU You can characterize it however you want to, they are finding ways to win. They make plays at the en...
PAT RILEY Are the major league players pushing you to keep these penalties where they are, or is it you who is...
MARSHA BLACKBURN Don't push the button. The button is bad.
DAVID KELLEY These kids just keep finding ways to win. We had a lot more poise in the second half. We were pushin...
KAREN HAAG His toughness separates him from other players. He and [former Crane star] Will Bynum have inner pri...
ANTHONY LONGSTREET Those who think in Britain they can push the Brexit button and not have a bill to pay are seriously ...
CHARLES MICHEL We're playing well and we're finding ways to win tight games,
CLAUDE JULIEN We have not seen our customers hit the panic button.
DON HARRISON It doesn't seem to me you can push the pause button on terror.
DAVID WELCH Polling indicates that 90 percent of the electorate opposes eminent domain for economic development....
GENE KREBS (to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push ...
EOIN COLFER You push the button, we do the rest.
GEORGE EASTMAN Nothing moves unless you are determined to push
NICKY VERD There is something that you can do, for a greater good, for a greater cause, one that is far bigger ...
KEVIN ABDULRAHMAN It's geared toward getting customers one-button access to the Web and making Yahoo! where they land ...
JEFF MALLETT So, Noah, Echo’s the coat girl.” I had a nickname? Noah chuckled. “Yeah.” “Echo, is your f...
KATIE MCGARRY Deeper fulfilment is rather different from the happiness of seeing a good film or watching your team...
GEOFF MULGAN Jeez, someone needs to push the reset button on this planet.
LIBBA BRAY They avoided the injunction and second of all it looks like the judge is pushing toward a precipitat...
KONA SHIO I really want to make this push to make the playoffs. All I was thinking about was getting a win and...
JOHN PATTERSON Push the 87 (octane button), it'll give you nothing.
DAVID MEREDITH My favorite guitar players are Chuck Berry and Brian May and Dave Davies from the Kinks.
BRITTANY HOWARD It's the push of a button. It would have made a world of difference.
HOLLY WARD I don't think he is going to push the nuclear weapon button.
BRAD RUBIN They had a stronger effort and they were determined to win the game.
JAMAAL MAGLOIRE The value of routine; trusting your swing.
LORII MYERS Is there a panic button I can hit? Or better yet, a button that will pause this whole scene while I ...
CATHERINE MCKENZIE If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
SAM LEVENSON If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
ANONYMOUS Our forces are now fighting inside the city of Kinshasa. We are determined to fight, we are determin...
ERNEST WAMBA (Resort) players are finding that bunker. I can tell; they don't rake the sand.
GARY SNYDER We're finding ways to win and you have to hand that to our first-year players. We didn't win every o...
DYLAN HUNTER This win means a lot. It means that these kids are resilient. They find different ways to win and th...
DON LIPPI There is no button that you push and the next day you become independent.
CARLES PUIGDEMONT She's got a big button — let's push hers!
PINK She's got a big button — let's push hers!
PINK That's the way it's been all year. Every game, we find new ways to win. We're always finding somethi...
DEENA APPLEBURY Sadly, I believe that there are too many Americans who are now content to be the proverbial rats pus...
TRAVIS J HEDRICK Four minutes is a lot of time. It's not a time to hit the panic button. After that, it was all free ...
BRANDON BAKKEN How do you think we smart we realy are?
If the whole world, economic, and everything around us,...
VICDO The one thing I do disagree on is the fact that they are pushing Danica solely; that's a big mistake...
DAN WHELDON All we have to do is start the engine, push a button, and the chains fall into police.
CHARLIE BARKER When the winds of life are pushing you back, THAT'S when you push forward the hardest.
YVONNE PIERRE When you push yourself beyond limits, you discover inner reserves, which you never thought existed e...
MANOJ ARORA These athletes are determined. And they play to win. Our soccer team can win this thing. They show a...
DAVID MCKEOWN Guilt nagged at me. She didn't technically ask me a question, so in theory, I didn't owe her a respo...
KATIE MCGARRY Some people flinch when you talk about art in the context of the needs of society thinking you are i...
CHINUA ACHEBE If you can't make the image bigger or more important than what you see, then don't push the button
RUTH BERNHARD We are delighted to receive financial backing from some of the true pioneers in the industry. It's r...
BLAKE KRIKORIAN The kids just know how to win. The hallmark of this team is they are able to adjust to any situation...
NICK AUGELLI It's a long story. Want a refill?"
"No, let's start the steak. Where's the button?"
"Right...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I have some girls who are going to work hard and figure out what it takes to be good players. They w...
DONALYN WOESTE Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK If there's anyone who's like an arrow, who's just determined to do what he really wants to do, it's ...
CHRIS POTTER With a fall in the yearly rise in average hourly earnings, both investors and policy-makers can avoi...
ANTHONY CHAN (Emmert) is a guy that is similar to Dave in a lot of ways. He's a smart, heady player. He's probabl...
JACK JOHNSON Our eighth and ninth guys in our rotation were starters today and they played really well. It was a ...
GREG OVERSTREET What we focus on every night is going out there and making this thing work and finding ways to win g...
BEN WALLACE The push-button looks consistent with a lot of the ones we've seen lately.
CAMERON CHEN I make a project and I panic. Which is good, it can be a method. First, panic. Second, conquer panic...
EDUARDO SOUTO DE MOURA But I do think overall they are probably more creative in finding ways to win and supporting each ot...
MIKE BELLOTTI It's supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.
JOHN BRUNNER I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
ANONYMOUS We're just finding ways to win. One game we'll play real well defensively, and then in that second g...
JEF FIELD Coming into the new cap world, it seemed like it was the right time to change, to bring in a coach w...
KEN HOLLAND I wish we could push a button and find a way to engage the private sector and make this free.
JAMES WILLIAMS With a push of a button, you can take what you've recorded on the phone and wirelessly send it to yo...
ANDY GRAHAM I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the f*ck am I?
OZZY OZBOURNE On its own, a comp-store inventory increase of 2-to-5 percent is no big deal. But when you've got co...
BILL DREHER The system has not only put out a lot of major-league talent but it's still very deep in guys that a...
BILL GEIVETT The panic surrounding gasoline is pushing crude higher. The specification issues are starting to per...
BILL O'GRADY Cameras help to minimize collateral damage, and very often, without a camera a missile cannot fire. ...
JUDITH BUTLER Just enough to get by. They never panic. We've been playing like that all year - just finding a way.
GENE DEWS It's surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings toward...
SYDNEY J. HARRIS Drone attacks subvert the rule of law - we become judge, jury, and executioner - at the push of a bu...
MARK MCKINNON You know, you don't work 30 something years in this business without knowing how to push yoursel...
MARIE OSMOND Quiet is peace. Tranquility. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. Silence is pushing the o...
KHALED HOSSEINI Working hard is not a waste of time, but a state of mind. Keep pushing your limits until you reach t...
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES These guys are determined to keep the 19-game win streak alive. They have the attitude that they don...
SEAN BRENNAN Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined...
CHARLES DE GAULLE We'll be telling the players one more game and they get a rest, one last push.
IFFY ONUORA Desire and hope will push us on toward the future
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE These phenomena are pushing the trend toward more obscure products. And that will feed back to what ...
ERIK BRYNJOLFSSON Alexander shifted in my arms. God, he was so small, and from the giddy looks on my father's and Ashl...
KATIE MCGARRY The fairways are fairly generous here. Enough players are finding enough pin locations.
STUART APPLEBY It's surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings toward...
SYDNEY J. HARRIS When it gets down to it, our players are not going to win for me, our coaches, or our community. The...
MARK REEVE The players are determined to ensure that all NHLPA members are fully and completely informed about ...
CHRIS CHELIOS The players are determined to ensure that all NHLPA members are fully and completely informed about ...
CHRIS CHELIOS If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... [China has been pushing the North Koreans] to be essentially team players, ... They really have had ...
CHRISTOPHER HILL I'm not a broken down car, that you can just push on down the street.. I'm a girl that's in love wit...
AUDRA BUKAUSKAS The team that has three players step up and score will win. When Horn has two other players step up,...
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DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL