The perfume, all those dead whales in the cuts of her hands, it stings.

These are Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. I am Tyler's mouth. I am Tyler's hands.

If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes.

My secret wish is right now to be romancing this dead girl. A dead girl. Any dead girl. I'm not what you'd call choosy.

The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That's how I see it.

It stings. It stings bad.