The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.