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The passage of time is relative to which side of the bathroom door you are.


Joe Mcintyre

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ZARA PHILLIPS My dad's not a big talker.
ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes.
ZARA PHILLIPS I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment.
ZARA PHILLIPS You cannot make horses 'safe.'
ZARA PHILLIPS Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter wha...
ZARA PHILLIPS It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stu...
ZARA PHILLIPS I'm an affectionate person.
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ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think about the media.
ZARA PHILLIPS I love the sport and being competitive.
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ZARA PHILLIPS I hate having my picture taken.
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FAT JOE I'm known to be hands on 100%. I don't know any other way to be than a leader by example.
FAT JOE Envision what the end result is supposed to be... what do you want to be when you grow up? Where do ...
FAT JOE I was kind of secretly hoping one of my kids would go out and make a million bucks. So when they put...
JOE BIDEN If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.
JOE ROGAN Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of...
JOE ROGAN When your dad comes back from a faraway land with bows and arrows and spears wrapped up in a carpet....
JOE ALWYN As a quarterback, there's no better way to finish your year, in winning a Super Bowl, than with ...
JOE MONTANA I don't bow down to the federal government.
JOE ARPAIO When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from...
JOE SLOVO The sunrise was the colour of bad blood. It leaked out of the east and stained the dark sky red, mar...
JOE ABERCROMBIE I'm kind of like Britney Spears having a headache. Everybody wants to know about it.
JOE WURZELBACHER The first CD that I ever bought was 'Britney Spears.' It was at a 7-Eleven and I was like, &...
JOE JONAS You know, my Grandpop Finnegan used to have an expression: he used to say, 'Joey, the guy in Oly...
JOE BIDEN Every time I pull somebody out of the bullpen, I believe he can do the job. I have to believe it. If...
JOE TORRE I couldn't be a cameraman or a designer or an actor - I have to be a director because I learned ...
JOE WRIGHT I'd much rather hang out in a cafe. That's where things are really happening.
JOE SACCO I love that Cadillac ATS!
JOE BIDEN I drew a picture on the back of a calendar in pencil. In those days they used to give out free calen...
JOE SHUSTER Not surprisingly, some of the super-rich declined to join the Patriotic Millionaires when the Agenda...
JOE CONASON For any young democracy, the most difficult but important step is burying the legacy of tyranny and ...
JOE BIDEN I'll tell ya this: I come from an educated family. My father was an attorney representing blue c...
JOE PISCOPO Back in George W. Bush's second term, when diplomatic realism began to overtake foolish bellicos...
JOE KLEIN Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
JOE PATERNO As a writer, you have to first of all write what you want to. Listen to advice, by all means, but do...
JOE ABERCROMBIE