The paperback is very interesting but I find it will never replace the hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

I am scared easily, here is a list of my adrenaline - production: 1: small children, 2: policemen, 3: high places, 4: that my next movie will not be as good as the last one.