The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

I do have the roller skates from 'Boogie Nights.'

He's kind of a bulldog on the mound.

When I was 3, my parents strapped on a pair of Playskool plastic roller skates to my feet, and that's where the story begins.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.