The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.

First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?

I would say I was still a Marxist - which is not to be confused with being a Communist. Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else.

Every year the World Series should go seven games for the dramatics of it.