The only writer who gives me unfeigned pleasure is P.G. Wodehouse. And even him I find a bit heavy. He takes a lot out of me. Scratching my hair, with soft whistles, with lips aquiver, I frown over Sunset at Blandings.
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Related I read my first P.G. Wodehouse when I was 12. MALLORY ORTBERG I'd missed this so much, this simple pleasure. The sensation of a heavy shaft sliding over my tongue... JOSEPHINE MYLES The only time he made a pass at me, I upended a jug of water over him and walked out. CHICO MARX I feel shock splinter through him, his body going rigid. Then he relaxes, melting into me, stepping ... JESSICA KHOURY I read Carver. Julio Cortazar. Amis's essays. Baldwin. Lorrie Moore. Capote. Saramago. Larkin. W... ZADIE SMITH By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. E.M. FORSTER I've actually traveled quite a bit with various authors. Judith Miller and I toured the highland... TRACIE PETERSON That's what comedians do, comedians talk a lot. I laugh at it, too. He's never hung out with me. I d... ERICK DAMPIER I cannot be with someone who takes pleasure in inflicting pain on me, someone who can’t love me. E.L. JAMES I've played with him for eight years and a bit, and he helped me win a lot of hockey games with game... CURTIS JOSEPH The man who gives little with a smile gives more than the man who gives much with a frown. YIDDISH PROVERB I want to compete and want to beat him, but he also helps me out a lot. I play very comfortably when... ANDY BENSON I have, in my partner George Roberts, a person who is the most wonderful man in the world to me. He&... HENRY KRAVIS I grew up in Des Moines. My dad had a house full of books, things like P.G. Wodehouse books and '... BILL BRYSON I love him, but if he doesn't show that he loves me, I will move on with my life without him, even i... VICTORIA ANGULO I've never worked with a producer who called me 'Auntie' before, ... I love Mario, and he's turned o... CECE WINANS My grandfather taught me generosity. He sold snow cones in Harlem. I went with him at 5 and he let m... ERIK ESTRADA Every time I wrestle him I have a hard time with him. He constantly moves in and out. With a lot of ... COLE KONRAD The heat rose up my neck, wrapped fingers over my face. His hair fell around me, and I could smell n... MADELINE MILLER Even though the media has dubbed me America's most controversial writer, occasionally my words find ... BOBBY W. MILLER I hate Lou Dobbs with a passion. He is my mortal enemy. If i find him, I will destroy him. He owes m... BRENT MUSBURGER I was concerned with him lugging in there and 'would he rate'? He struggled a bit with the track, bu... JERRY BAILEY The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he se... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW He laughs and pulls out a big Ziploc bag of something dark and round. Cookies! I lunge forward.... CARRIE JONES Sometimes the anxiety takes over and I can’t seem to fathom the love he gives me. DOMINIC RICCITELLO I have been wandering to find him and my happiness is so great that it even weakens me like a wound.... C.S. LEWIS I liked early Amis a lot, but I stopped reading him some time ago. I admire Hitchens on literary top... TERRY EAGLETON He grabs me suddenly and yanks me up against him, one hand at my back holding me to him and the othe... E.L. JAMES My grandson Sam Saunders has been playing golf since he could hold a club and I spent a lot of time ... ARNOLD PALMER He swapped the fistful of my shirt for one in my hair, and ground his mouth against mine. I ex... KAREN MARIE MONING Will knelt beside me. I wished I could have taken a holo of him at that moment and played it for him... CAMERON STRACHER His hands moved over my back, frantic. His lips were everywhere, my jaw, my chin, the length of my n... KERRY LONSDALE Orange? Like Effie's hair?" I say. "A bit more muted," he says. "More like sunset. SUZANNE COLLINS I'm willing to find out what this thing is going on between us. Are you?" "If we weren't outsid... SIMONE ELKELES One evening, at the time of the Six-Day War, I [Christopher Hitchens] had my wicked way with a lovel... CRAIG BROWN Patch's eyes grazed me with silent heat. My reflection swirled in them, red hair and lips aflame. I ... BECCA FITZPATRICK My father died when I was 7. I was his favorite child, and he was my beloved father. I brought him a... P. L. TRAVERS For my own part, I would rather be in company with a dead man than with an absent one; for if the de... LORD CHESTERFIELD Since it has been my lot to find, at every parting of the road, the helping hand of comrade kind to ... SOURCE UNKNOWN No one really needs me," he says, and there's no self pity in his voice. It's true his family doesn'... SUZANNE COLLINS Is that a yes?" he asked, pushing his fingers through my hair, fanning it out around my shoulders an... BECCA FITZPATRICK I kissed him. His arms slid around me and drew me close, and we stayed like that for a while, my han... JULIE KAGAWA He clung to her more tightly, knotting his hands in her hair, trying to tell her, with the press of ... CASSANDRA CLARE My poor vision gives me a soft-focus morning. For the first half hour, I kind of wander through my h... CARRIE ANN INABA He pulled out his wallet and showed me photos of himself with long hair, ... He told me he had been ... HAROLD BROWN He pulled out his wallet and showed me photos of himself with long hair, ... He told me he had been ... HAROLD BROWN The third and fourth set, I felt I was a bit living on the edge with my serve. He was getting a lot ... ANDRE AGASSI love wounds me with soft pillows with tender lips and fingers SANOBER KHAN Jose Mourinho and I get along well. I've lots of respect for him. He gives me a lot of confidenc... EDEN HAZARD I consider myself someone who takes a lot of beauty risks, and I've realized what I liar I am. I... HALSEY Andy Grammer is probably the closest friend I have in the music industry, so touring with him was ju... RACHEL PLATTEN No author's writing more influenced my own than that of Robert Louis Stevenson. My first steampu... JAMES BLAYLOCK My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this bec... MICHELLE TEMPLET Hatred was easy. The permutations constant over the years: A stranger at a fair who palmed my crotch... EMMA CLINE He's kissing me. And when he does, part of me is lost. But it's the part that's twisted and mangled ... KATJA MILLAY I can only speak for myself, but when I was growing up in Memphis - and having the Martin Luther Kin... KATORI HALL My son, Sanjay, and I discuss a lot of things. Like, he gives me feedback on my films and what his f... VIJAY My dear cousin means the world to me. He is my only ally and I lost him. Deep in my heart I know he ... CELIA MCMAHON (THE BOOKEATER'S DAUGHTER) Physical attraction that strong is addictive. And knowing that kind of magic isn’t just a fantasy ... SUSANE COLASANTI Mainly, he caught me with my arms flying all over the place. I concentrated a lot on keeping my elbo... CHUY LIRA We kiss for a long time, a good long time. I don’t even notice that it’s cold and I forget to be... CARRIE JONES For me, my life is a journey. JAY ELECTRONICA And then I can feel what he feels. He’s waited such a long time for this moment. He loves how I fe... CYNTHIA HAND He showed me some guts tonight. They kinda made us work for this win and my horse responded when I a... WALLY HENNESSEY Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 10... DON RICKLES It is a pleasure to play under Jose Mourinho, and everything is OK. I learn every day. He is a norma... EDEN HAZARD I'm a thinker. That is what I do, in great depth and detail, every waking moment of the day. I like ... BRIAN HERBERT Unification of differences is power. SHESH NATH VERNWAL I was riding him and he kind of faced me a little bit. He grabbed my leg and tried to roll over, but... KYLE REILLY I know how long it takes me to draw a page, how long it takes me to complete a project, how long I c... RAINA TELGEMEIER The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew every time he sees me... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew every time he sees me,... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I liked Kennedy. So far, he is the only American president who could talk with me and with whom I co... SUKARNO I think the way I look at things gives me a different perspective. I'm most valuable when I work... CRAIG MCCAW Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all o... TANA FRENCH Luis is always tough. He always comes out hard and really goes out for me and I always have a nice t... CONNOR MCDONALD Noah rests both of his hands below my butt, and before I can move closer to him, he lifts me and pro... KATIE MCGARRY And down his mouth comes to my mouth! and down His bright dark eyes come over me, like a hood Upon m... D.H. LAWRENCE When I first found out I had HIV, I had to find somebody who was living with it, who could help me u... MAGIC JOHNSON I got a question for you, gonna come over here and kiss me with those pretty lips? AGATHA BIRD He is my other eyes that can see above the clouds; my other ears that hear above the winds. He is th... GENE HILL Well, sometimes if I go out to dinner with my family, people will come up to me and put their hand a... ABDUL QADEER KHAN Though he slay me, yet I will praise him," he began softly, his voice a little tremulous at first. "... JENNIFER FREITAG His eyes spark as his gaze dips to my cleavage, and this gives me courage. I shift forward and slip ... KATIE MCGARRY Even someone who works with me, like this girl who works with me, her name is Sue. She lives with me... CAPRICE BOURRET My poor sight gives me an advantage. I can't see the people in the audience who are scratching their... MARIA CALLAS I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ANONYMOUS Had I truly thought I would not die when he kissed me? But I did. For a moment the breath and life w... MARTINE LEAVITT I offer neither pay, nor quarters, nor food; I offer only hunger, thirst, forced marches, battles an... GIUSEPPE GARIBALDI Daring to dream is not difficult, it's making them come true that is hard... NANETTE L. AVERY I play with great players. I just keep going to the net and (my teammates) will find me. Sometimes i... LANCE GALBRAITH He fills me with horror and I do not hate him. How can I hate him, Raoul? Think of Erik at my feet, ... GASTON LEROUX One's family is the most important thing in life. I look at it this way: One of these days I'... ROBERT BYRD The point is that when I see a sunset or a waterfall or something, for a split second it's so gr... CHRIS EVANS I am fevered with the sunset,
I am fretful with the bay,
For the wander-thirst is on me
... RICHARD HOVEY Be careful of relying on the opinion of others, these are the same people that like liver. NANETTE L. AVERY I saw only a flash of green and gold before the warmth of Tamlin’s body slammed into me and our li... SARAH J. MAAS I'm definitely ready for that to happen, 'cause I always want to play more minutes. Ron was my mento... DANNY GRANGER Come on," Cole said. He looked back over his shoulder at Mr. Brisbane, who was looking at me with a ... MAGGIE STIEFVATER Sometimes when I can no longer endure the strain, I beg him to tell me what is wrong with me and hel... NATSUME SōSEKI
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WALTER MARTIN You see, 30 years ago I didn't have near the audience I have now. My tapes on the cults have rea... WALTER MARTIN The Doctrine of the Trinity teaches that within the unity of the one Godhead there are three separat... WALTER MARTIN A key to strengthening spiritual muscles and enduring hardship is finding strength in the Word of Go... WALTER MARTIN Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same... DEMETRI MARTIN The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. DEMETRI MARTIN You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do. STEVE MARTIN And as I've gotten older, I've had more of a tendency to look for people who live by kindnes... MARTIN SCORSESE Big money is made in the stock market by being on the right side of the major moves. The idea is to ... MARTIN ZWEIG Cinema is a matter of what's in the frame and what's out. MARTIN SCORSESE My children's favourite thing is to con me into buying them ice-cream if there's not too big... CATHERINE MARTIN God doesn't make mistakes and has made each of us in his own image. God is simply love. There sh... MARTIN O'MALLEY For in the true nature of things, if we rightly consider, every green tree is far more glorious than... MARTIN LUTHER The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid. MARTIN LUTHER 'Mars et Avril' is a science fiction film. It's set in Montreal some 50 years in the fut... MARTIN VILLENEUVE Photography is the simplest thing in the world, but it is incredibly complicated to make it really w... MARTIN PARR I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. DEMETRI MARTIN Some had the custom of receiving the Eucharist daily, some twice a week, some on the Lord's day,... MARTIN CHEMNITZ I think you can be depressed and flourish, I think you can have cancer and flourish, I think you can... MARTIN SELIGMAN Stop the habit of wishful thinking and start the habit of thoughtful wishes. MARY MARTIN The Lord commonly gives riches to foolish people, to whom he gives nothing else. MARTIN LUTHER