The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.

Jenny Eclair

Jenny Eclair

Before Convince Dreadful Expectations Go Going Ground Holiday Level Only Pleasantly Sheets Surprised Then Way Weather Will You Your Yourself

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