The only time I'll use a microwave is to warm up a cup of coffee I've left too long before drinking.

The only time I've been arrested was in opposing the Marble Hill nuclear power plant in Indiana. That was in 1979.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

You only live a short time... and you are dead a long time.

The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.

The only time I have problems is when I sleep.