The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama

A lion's work hours are only when he's hungry; once he's satisfied, the predator and prey live peacefully together.

The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.

The only time I have problems is when I sleep.

Rapping is the only time I'm serious.