The only things certain in life are death, taxes and LUCY reruns.

Personally, I think doing taxes is a big pain in the tushy, so I have them done at Preparation H & R Block.

When our country was young we fought against "taxation without representation." My empty wallet tells me its time to try "representation without taxation."

Here's a good reason to appreciate your CPA. You'll never hear Congress say, "The tax rates have fallen, and they can't get up!"

It may be true "You can't take it with you." but if you are a creative bookkeeper...Uncle Sam won't get any either.

It is charged on the total bill before taxes.